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How do you argue with little kids? [message #195574] Sat, 08 April 2006 22:35 Go to next message
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It seems like somewhat of a challenge. They don't except reason, nor logic. And they don't use any of it themself. Sure it can be somewhat easy to beat them in a forum such as this because people tend to gang up. But what if your one on one and not even on the net? Or if there's a group of little kids and only one of you? Also assuming it isn't a sibling because there's a way to deal with them >.> <.< (Side note: They need a ninja or shifty eyes smiley).

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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195575 is a reply to message #195574] Sun, 09 April 2006 01:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Generally, if I haven't slapped the living hell out of them for annoying me, I state that I've won the arguement, and it's over. That's if I win. If I'm losing the arguement, I just tell the kid to shut up and quit bothering me. Though I do that anyway, so it's hard to tell if I lose the arguement or not.

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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195578 is a reply to message #195574] Sun, 09 April 2006 07:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Depending on how young we're talking, I don't think you CAN lose to a little kid. If you do, you need to reexamine your opinions.

I don't argue with little kids. The last time I argued with a "little kid" was when i was one. It's hard to say what I'd do in victory or defeat.


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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195603 is a reply to message #195574] Sun, 09 April 2006 10:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I choose to use their logic with the "nuh uh" and "no, you" tactics to throw them off and to eventually quit bothering me.

Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195609 is a reply to message #195574] Sun, 09 April 2006 11:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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beat them with a stick

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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195612 is a reply to message #195578] Sun, 09 April 2006 12:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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j_ball430 wrote on Sun, 09 April 2006 10:23

Depending on how young we're talking, I don't think you CAN lose to a little kid. If you do, you need to reexamine your opinions.

I don't argue with little kids. The last time I argued with a "little kid" was when i was one. It's hard to say what I'd do in victory or defeat.

You can't win from a kid. Rmember: "the trueth comes from a child's mouth" (Dutch saying, donno in US).


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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195613 is a reply to message #195609] Sun, 09 April 2006 12:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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gendres wrote on Sun, 09 April 2006 21:56

beat them with a stick


i prefer throwing rocks at them.More civilized and you dont get blood stains all over your shirt/jeens... Rocked Over


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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195617 is a reply to message #195574] Sun, 09 April 2006 13:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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How do you argue with little kids?

Simply, I don't.


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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195630 is a reply to message #195574] Sun, 09 April 2006 16:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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The same way I argue with anybody else: illogical, incoherent, and contradictory statements that frustrate them to the point that they just stop arguing with me.

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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195631 is a reply to message #195574] Sun, 09 April 2006 16:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Take advantage of your greater strength and beat them up, or simply threaten them.

Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195638 is a reply to message #195574] Sun, 09 April 2006 18:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Promise them candy and video games if they'll get in your van.
Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195647 is a reply to message #195574] Sun, 09 April 2006 18:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Use big words that they dont understand and, after the pause, wait for the "no you are".

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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195659 is a reply to message #195574] Sun, 09 April 2006 20:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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/me looks at half the arguements made on this forum.

That's how.
Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195660 is a reply to message #195574] Sun, 09 April 2006 20:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Let them think that they have won the arguement, just to let the whole thing go. Afterwards, enjoy all the laughter at their stupidity behind their back. Argueing face to face with a "little kid" is pretty useless since they havn't developed any real logic.

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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195665 is a reply to message #195574] Sun, 09 April 2006 23:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Let them think that they have won the arguement, just to let the whole thing go. Afterwards, enjoy all the laughter at their stupidity behind their back. Argueing face to face with a "little kid" is pretty useless since they havn't developed any real logic.



2. afterward get a friend and laugh at it together; twice the fun. Dont Get It

After all what are u trying to accomplish?
Kids are hardheaded, ignorant, annoying,...
so u'l iether end up with having a big headache or a nice anecdote to amuse your friends.


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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195697 is a reply to message #195609] Mon, 10 April 2006 09:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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gendres wrote on Sun, 09 April 2006 13:56

beat them with a stick


thats a great way to deal with it

its even more fun to confuse the hell out of them and laugh at them trying to figure it out.
Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195700 is a reply to message #195638] Mon, 10 April 2006 09:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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mrpirate wrote on Mon, 10 April 2006 02:03

Promise them candy and video games if they'll get in your van.


Lol!

I'm all for beating them with a stick or branding them with hot iron bars.


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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195715 is a reply to message #195574] Mon, 10 April 2006 12:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I dont think you can "win" with a little kid. No matter what you do or how much sence you make, in there mind, they still win.

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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195724 is a reply to message #195574] Mon, 10 April 2006 13:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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and THAT is why you have to beat the crap out them Very Happy.

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Promise them candy and video games if they'll get in your van.


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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195934 is a reply to message #195574] Wed, 12 April 2006 12:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Well, usually I don't. I'm reasonably easy to get along with. When I do get into arguements with kids, I usually resort to some of the techniques listed here.


Or if it's online, I ignore them. I mean, if I can't even cause them that much discomfort from beating them.


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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #195988 is a reply to message #195574] Wed, 12 April 2006 17:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Use the full extent of my vocabulary or even another language, it'll confuse the hell out of them.

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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #196076 is a reply to message #195574] Thu, 13 April 2006 13:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Another use for a paintball gun...

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Re: How do you argue with little kids? [message #196107 is a reply to message #195574] Thu, 13 April 2006 18:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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hey man paintball guns are bad my friend was playin steet hockey with his little brother and these guys in a van came up and shot them both.almost got his bro in the eye
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Homey wrote on Wed, 12 April 2006 20:06

Use the full extent of my vocabulary or even another language, it'll confuse the hell out of them.


I like that idea.
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superj69 wrote on Thu, 13 April 2006 22:00

hey man paintball guns are bad my friend was playin steet hockey with his little brother and these guys in a van came up and shot them both.almost got his bro in the eye



People have been attacked with baseball bats before too. That must mean baseball bats are bad.


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