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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194123 is a reply to message #194106] Mon, 27 March 2006 22:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted, you score perfectly and a largish horny martial arts instructor teaches you how to be his "grasshopper"

I wish that happened to you



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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194155 is a reply to message #192792] Tue, 28 March 2006 09:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted, that happened to him. The bad part is that you're forced to watch.

I wish I could play some Counter-Strike right now (I'm in my C++ programming class right now, and we have a substitute).


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194216 is a reply to message #192792] Tue, 28 March 2006 18:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted you get to play Counter Strike. But well u are plsying you dont lern any C++ and you fail the class.

I wish I had "see through hot chix clothes vision!"



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Crimson wrote on Thu, 17 May 2007 05:22

Memphis wrote on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:54

...fatally die to death...


I don't know if you meant to do that, but triple redundancy for teh win. I LOL'ed.


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194234 is a reply to message #192792] Tue, 28 March 2006 21:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You can see through the 'hot chix' clothing, and it works perfectly. You enjoy it for a while, until eventually you've seen it all. Nothing is new to you. You come to the realization that because you can see through all their clothing all the time, it's no longer special or exciting, but is commonplace. You feel unfulfilled and unsettled and begin to question whats really important in your life, but you never can figure out what would fill the void, and the question plagues you even till your death.

I wish that the next wish is granted in a non-ironic fashion.


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194235 is a reply to message #193864] Tue, 28 March 2006 21:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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idjit626 wrote on Sun, 26 March 2006 02:29

Granted n00bjets cant hurt helis but they made it have a secondary fire wich is a mini heat seaking nuke that takes it out in 1 hit.

I wish I was rich...


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194237 is a reply to message #194234] Tue, 28 March 2006 21:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Doitle wrote on Tue, 28 March 2006 20:34

You can see through the 'hot chix' clothing, and it works perfectly. You enjoy it for a while, until eventually you've seen it all. Nothing is new to you. You come to the realization that because you can see through all their clothing all the time, it's no longer special or exciting, but is commonplace. You feel unfulfilled and unsettled and begin to question whats really important in your life, but you never can figure out what would fill the void, and the question plagues you even till your death.

I wish that the next wish is granted in a non-ironic fashion.



Wish granted. Let's just hope that I am not lying.

I wish that this wish gets granted without a horrible result.

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194276 is a reply to message #192792] Wed, 29 March 2006 02:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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ok, seeing as if it's granted it will be horrible: it simply isn't granted.
I wish i didn't have lots of work...


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194347 is a reply to message #192792] Wed, 29 March 2006 15:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted you dont have lots of work but youre computer, TV and all other entertainment devices dont work ither. So you get realy bored and wish you had work to do.

I wish I owned a game making company and our games dident suck. An people bought um.



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Crimson wrote on Thu, 17 May 2007 05:22

Memphis wrote on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:54

...fatally die to death...


I don't know if you meant to do that, but triple redundancy for teh win. I LOL'ed.


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194365 is a reply to message #192792] Wed, 29 March 2006 18:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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granted u now own a gme making company but it only makes 3 games and they dont suck... for the first 5 minutes.everyone now hates your company and burns all of your buildings to the ground.now because u borrowed so much money from the bank for these buildings that u havent payed off, you now owe them 3 billion dollars and no way to pay them back so they send a hitman to take u out.

i wish there was a virtual reality renegade.

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194367 is a reply to message #192792] Wed, 29 March 2006 18:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted there is a virtual reality renegade.
It is very expensave $1,000,000.00 and it is so glitched it is almost unplayabol.

I wish my sisters cat would have an unfourtinate "accident" and die. I would not die with the cat.



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Crimson wrote on Thu, 17 May 2007 05:22

Memphis wrote on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:54

...fatally die to death...


I don't know if you meant to do that, but triple redundancy for teh win. I LOL'ed.


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194392 is a reply to message #192792] Wed, 29 March 2006 20:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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hey cats are the best... anyways

granted ure sisters cat had and unfortunate accident so it now has 8 lives.But everything in the world is balanced so because the cat had one u must have and unfortunate accident ,but u dont die either.instead as ure almost dead on the side walk a horny gay homo with aids has his way with u and said the cat sent him, and runs off.this cat has friend and now gets them all to attack u so you are now dead. what a way to die.

i wish Ozzy Obourne was younger.

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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194457 is a reply to message #192792] Thu, 30 March 2006 09:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted, he is now 4 years of age.

I wish I had a burger.


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194458 is a reply to message #194457] Thu, 30 March 2006 09:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Your wish has come true, you now have the first burger ever made, Bleah!

I wish my car could be made out of granite, like teh trainers in gta series.


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194477 is a reply to message #192792] Thu, 30 March 2006 12:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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//Nice wish! That would be pretty cool...

Wish granted, unfortunatly, when your car breaks down, any tow truck that approches it blows up mysteriously, and your car still isn't tank-proof.

I wish I could play guitar better.


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194549 is a reply to message #192792] Thu, 30 March 2006 18:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted you can play better but you still suck and nobody likes you.

I wish that I dident have to go to school and could stay home and play games all day!



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Crimson wrote on Thu, 17 May 2007 05:22

Memphis wrote on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:54

...fatally die to death...


I don't know if you meant to do that, but triple redundancy for teh win. I LOL'ed.


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194564 is a reply to message #192792] Thu, 30 March 2006 22:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted. From the lack of schooling you get extremely stupid. From all the games the only knowledge you now know is from the video games you play. You become so insanely stupid, that you believe you are in your video game. After awhile of "being in your video game" you decide you want to be in Renegade. You think you are in Renegade and you get shot by a sniper. Being as stupid as you are from the lack of schooling, your brain tricks your ograns into thinking you got shot. They all fail, and you die.

I wish I didn't have to take the Marksmanship class in JROTC on Monday.


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194595 is a reply to message #192792] Fri, 31 March 2006 10:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Wish granted, you're no longer in JROTC.

Wait, that's a good thing...

I wish people would stop using 1337-sp33k online, and it wouldn't be replaced by something even more stupid an obnoxious.


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194607 is a reply to message #192792] Fri, 31 March 2006 12:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted, Everybody has a little Aircraftkiller on his shoulder forcing them to speak englisch properly. Actually he will force you to do everything you do 100% perfect, driving everyone insane.

I wish the weekends lasted longer so I have more time do stuff next to my work.

ps. Sorry Aircraftkiller, you were the just the first one I thought of.


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194677 is a reply to message #192792] Fri, 31 March 2006 16:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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granted the weekends are now 7 days long.Everyone now had no work because there is a constant weekend,eventually everyone dies of starvation from lack of food that they couldnt buy because they have no money.

i wish i had an extremely huge tv that i could hook up to my computer and play renegade on,that wouldnt break for 100 years,woudnt screw up my computer,would let me play renegade and wont kill me.

lol i think that covers everything but im probably wrong
Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194684 is a reply to message #192792] Fri, 31 March 2006 17:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted. You get the TV, but it uses up so much electricity that you can't afford to use it.

I wish that the sky was green.
Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194813 is a reply to message #192792] Sat, 01 April 2006 22:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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granted the sky is now green,but it also no contains an extremely potent acid,that rains down on the earth and melts everything,including ppl.

i wish i hadnt smashed my harddrive Crying or Very sad
Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194826 is a reply to message #192792] Sun, 02 April 2006 01:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You find that some hacker had "backed up" your hard drive moments before you had smashed it. He's willing to let you copy the data back for free, but is also willing to sell your most private information to the highest bidder...

I wish my cupful of pens wasn't full of dry pens.


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #194856 is a reply to message #192792] Sun, 02 April 2006 12:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Granted, your cup is now full of Root Beer. This is a bad thing because root beer sucks.

I wish I was super cool like AircraftKiller.


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Re: The Wish Game (TM) [message #195082 is a reply to message #192792] Mon, 03 April 2006 20:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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your wish has been granted you are now really really cool.you are soo cool that noone like you anymore.all your friends are not your friends anymore,you now live out you live out your life in compplete misery

i wish that i would win my tournament on saturday
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Granted!

You win your tournament but in second place comes a terrorist from the middle east. In spite of the anger he follows you home and places explosives all around your house and neighborhood. He then blows up your neighborhood in his freakishly bad arabian sportsmanship. The country you live in sees this as a act of terrorism and war, They begin to bombard Iraq and land ground troops and armor shortly after. They conflict with other countries military stationed in Iraq by accident. They do not forgive the careless mistake and war breaks out between the two, which leads to three countries being at war with eachother. Soon more are dragged into the conflict and so beings World War III. Ouch...

I wish that I could find a new back hatch and right side fender for my car for around eighty dollars.


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