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What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #18955] Tue, 06 May 2003 07:12 Go to next message
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For some reason I thought this topic might draw out a few stories.

My answer would have to be the time I was a Raveshaw on the Under map...a poorly-driven tank fell on me while I was under the big shelf of rock in the middle of the field (does it have a name?). The guy lost his tank, but I was underneath it, dead, surprised, and laughing at my luck. The third-person view only added to the effect.


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Re: What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade [message #18958] Tue, 06 May 2003 07:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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HTDana

For some reason I thought this topic might draw out a few stories.

My answer would have to be the time I was a Raveshaw on the Under map...a poorly-driven tank fell on me while I was under the big shelf of rock in the middle of the field (does it have a name?). The guy lost his tank, but I was underneath it, dead, surprised, and laughing at my luck. The third-person view only added to the effect.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... I have to admit, That was Me who drove that poorly Driven APC that landed on top of you. It was so funny. I laughed so hard after it happen.

See this is how it went. I drove up the mountain with the APC on Under to get rid of some Nod SBH's that was on the Hill attacking my team that had tanks on the field. I killed two of them and there was one trying to run away and jump off the hill. So I went and chased after him and ran him over before he had a chance to jump over the edge of the Hill. But since I was going downward of the hill, I was tryingyp go in reverse after I raned him over but it kepted going forward cause I went full speed down the hill. So I tried to reversed and go backwards but my APC kept going forward and went of the edge of the Hill.

So at this point I'm thinking to myself "Damn I'm about to lose my APC". Until my APC just landed right on top of you HTDana. And Imediately I started laughing as my APC blow up and I hopped away unharmed. Then all of a certain i just hear HTDana say, "I just got killed by a poorly driven APC." I started laughing some more.

I didn't mean to kill you know. Shit happens. Very Happy You know at the same time when i saw those post I started thinking about when my APC accidently fell on you. Then I click on your topic and saw that you typed it. Smile
What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #18960] Tue, 06 May 2003 08:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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probably a few days ago when I was playing Conquest Winter...I was chasing after an apc as a Raveshaw...almost had it killed when another apc jumped over the hill behind me and landed in front of me (I was crouching so the apc would have a harder time finding me). I was about to kill the other one too when it got in the way, realized I was there and backed up over me before I had a chance to get out of the corner I put myself into

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What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #18998] Tue, 06 May 2003 10:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I would have to say when I was a mobious fighting a blackhand, and I was soo into the battle I did not see the harvy Wink
What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19002] Tue, 06 May 2003 11:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I placed timed c4 on the enemy harvy on City. I was trying to shoot the enemy engioneers to stop them from repairing their harvy when my C4 went off....... killing only me.
What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19014] Tue, 06 May 2003 12:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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My first post should count as my funniest death on Renegade. My dumbest death has to be my first time playing the C&C City Flying map, when I jumped off one of the tall buildings to see whether I'd die (I had to know whether the game was at all realistic--never mind the rest of the plot). At least I had the brains to do it with a free character--it was a small price to pay for humoring my sense of curiosity.

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What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19048] Tue, 06 May 2003 14:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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ah.....lagtastic I must say. The good ol' days when Yokohoma was a 52- City_Flying--> APC rushing on the little road on the bottom, when suddenly a light tank killed us, and ignored me ad walked away, as I was standing there waiting for the harv to put the c4 down, I see a stealth tank fling off the top of the bridge right onto me Very Happy. I was watching it fall on me also. The best part of it all! He was lagged back to the top!

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What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19051] Tue, 06 May 2003 14:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Plain and simple harvy 0wn2g3..... Mad
What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19061] Tue, 06 May 2003 14:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Twas in Walls_Flying on a clan-only server that Taskbot7 made for us to snipe on. Of course, we're just having fun, and the teams ended up being myself on a team with Taskbot1, while Taskbot7, Priestofb, and another clan member were on GDI. I sneak into their base as a BHS, only to engage Priest and my other clan mate near the refinery. Not paying attention to what was behind me -- the harvester pulling out of the silo, I get squashed by it while I'm combatting.

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What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19063] Tue, 06 May 2003 14:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I sneak into their base as a BHS, only to engage Priest and my other clan mate near the refinery. Not paying attention to what was behind me -- the harvester pulling out of the silo, I get squashed by it while I'm combatting.


Come to think of it, Java, I don't think I've EVER seen you play as anything other than a Deadeye/Black Hand sniper. Huh. Surprised

Anyway, my dumbest death? It too was on Walls_Flying. I was sniping on the plateau as a Deadeye, when a SBH suddenly attacks me from behind. I engage in battle with him, strafing to avoid a swift death from repeated headshots. Not watching where I was walking.. well, you get the idea. Wink
What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19069] Tue, 06 May 2003 16:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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everytime i die it is funny

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What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19103] Tue, 06 May 2003 18:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I was about to lose a tank, and I'm backing up and the enemy harv blocks my retreat! Then I lose my tank and get run over.

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What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19112] Tue, 06 May 2003 19:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Too many times to remember.

-Going up the tunnel on the GDI side tunnel in conquest winter with a humvee, only to meet 2 flame tanks at the top.

-Me and my clan mates a year ago, took a mammoth and put it under the cliff in walls, and drove a light tank off the cliff, landing right on it, and driving around the map together, being the ulimate killing machine.

-On city, me and a clan mate on Nod, both of us techs. One of us ran backwards, the other forwards repairing eachother as we went along into the warfactory. Mined it, and just sat there repairing eachother as 3 soldiers tryed to kill us.

-Recon Bikes on the huge hill in Country Meadow. Go up, start turning on the way down, and you keep spinning really fast.

-Seeing my apache get stuck in the GDI PP on walls flying after bailing out.

-Messing with the presets, made the light tank really fast, spun around VERY fast, shooting MRL missles out of the turret, at poor helpless civilians.

-Messing around with the presets, "Nuns with guns".

-The "holy chicken" in the chicken mod, kill it, and a sedan will fall from the heavens and squish you.

-Taking a sedan on city flying, and riding up the roof access ramp on the WF, getting stuck on the edge, making it look like a tail stall.

-Having Orca races on country meadow, having to land on the helipad, then flying back. I mined the helipad, killing everyone else who raced.

-Making the gun boat have the "Hunt the Player" script.

-The Ren Alert beta test, all of them, before they went public.

-The chicken mod

Theres more, but I can't think of them. Later.


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What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19124] Tue, 06 May 2003 20:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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-Having Orca races on country meadow, having to land on the helipad, then flying back. I mined the helipad, killing everyone else who raced.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

- I was in Walls_Flying I think, I spawned and was promptly shot through the head by a sniper. Frustrating at the time yes, but funny as hell later!
What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19133] Tue, 06 May 2003 22:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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As Nod on Mesa.
Drove apc to AGT, parked so it was hidden.
Defused like 8mines inside and outside AGT and placed my timed and remote(I was tech).

Ended up dying from my own timed and didn't blow my remote, ie total failure + GDI got our apc.

I was SOOO pissed.

ALSO (same map)

STank to back of wep with beacon. I spread proxy and drop my timed then start to drop the beacon. Well the wep fact has a bug that if u stand behind it at a certain spot you get 'ran over' when GDI builds a vehic. So I lose tech+stealth tank+beacon all beacuse of fucking westwood.

Once again, hella pissed.


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What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19141] Wed, 07 May 2003 00:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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-The "holy chicken" in the chicken mod, kill it, and a sedan will fall from the heavens and squish you.

-The chicken mod

Theres more, but I can't think of them. Later.


Speaking of which. When are you going to finish the chicken mod?
What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19145] Wed, 07 May 2003 01:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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just thought of a better one...I got a deadeye on Secretbase and walked up to the dish in the middle (took like 10 minutes) then I walked up to the edge and peered into Nod's base...it was about this time I realized that the obelisk was still working

I dont care if you write me a letter
I dont care what you say to me no more
All I got is trash left at my door
What you have dont worry me, worry me now more
- Calvin Baty, Craving Theo

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
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You could have it all
My empire of dirt
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What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19154] Wed, 07 May 2003 03:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I'm not sure about the funniest way I have died but I know the funniest way I have killed someone. It was on hourglass and I was GDI, I bought a seden and drove it over the hill to Nod. The obolisk didn't hit me as it was distracted so I managed to get down the hill. Near the bottom is that tunnel that you can drive off the top. I drove off the top of that and flew through the air. In mid air the seden killed someone who was standing in the way and it appeared that I head shot someone with a seden. I'm not sure if it is possible but I know shortly after I landed I fell trough the map into infinity. It was funny how it happened though.

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What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19159] Wed, 07 May 2003 04:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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-The "holy chicken" in the chicken mod, kill it, and a sedan will fall from the heavens and squish you.

-The chicken mod

Theres more, but I can't think of them. Later.


Speaking of which. When are you going to finish the chicken mod?


Once I get the time to work on it every day again. I started it for my "feburary vacation". Been to busy since. I have most of the "infantry" down that you can have. Basiclly the same model (I dont want to model another chicken, it would probley look like crap). Theeeen, I have to re-bone the "KFC mobile" because it likes to crawl the inside walls of the Barn when it is created. I've just been boning things wrong and vbeen too lazy to fix them. We need more map ideas, and more vehicle ideas, then we should be set. Got any idea's yourself? kidrage11@attbi.com

Back to the topic.
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-Having 24-0 record in sniping games. Smile
-Messing with the presets, making the MRL rockets curve back and keep trying to hit you until..they do. They even went through the ground.
-Vengence Beta, with the Kirov. Smile
-Giving the normal gaurd tower snipers ammo. That thing is pretty accurate.
-"Parachuting" with gerndader on his "awesome" map.
-Getting "merged" with SomeRhino on his test map.

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just thought of a better one...I got a deadeye on Secretbase and walked up to the dish in the middle (took like 10 minutes) then I walked up to the edge and peered into Nod's base...it was about this time I realized that the obelisk was still working


The Ob can shoot that far. Confused Cause thats pretty far up .
What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19179] Wed, 07 May 2003 08:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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just thought of a better one...I got a deadeye on Secretbase and walked up to the dish in the middle (took like 10 minutes) then I walked up to the edge and peered into Nod's base...it was about this time I realized that the obelisk was still working

The Ob can shoot that far. Confused Cause thats pretty far up .

It's possible that it was something else...I didn't see the beam...but I didn't see a raveshaw behind me or anything and I was burning...


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What is the funniest/dumbest way you've died in Renegade? [message #19181] Wed, 07 May 2003 08:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I know I've died a million stupid ways, but what comes to mind right now is the stupid way I *didn't* die.

It was Siege on The Pits. I was a grenadier in some of the tunnels since the game just started and lately I've been getting some lucky shots with that guy. Anyway, I was chasing a Nod soldier up the ramp leading to the spot that overlooks the Nod base. I had him in the yellow, while his shots were more accurate than mine and I was fading fast. We hit the top of the ramp and Mr. Jumping-and-strafing jumped right over the barbed wire and back into the Nod base... where he could no longer see me, much less kill me. I hobbled back to base with 9 life. Smile


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During a fight in the tunnel in Field, I was a light infantry and decided to throw my timed C4 down before I died. A sniper killed me shortly after I threw the C4. I got a Mobius and raced back into the tunnel, hoping to catch the sniper off guard. I ended up walking over my own C4 just as it exploded. I was the only one killed.

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I sneak into their base as a BHS, only to engage Priest and my other clan mate near the refinery. Not paying attention to what was behind me -- the harvester pulling out of the silo, I get squashed by it while I'm combatting.


Come to think of it, Java, I don't think I've EVER seen you play as anything other than a Deadeye/Black Hand sniper. Huh. Surprised

Anyway, my dumbest death? It too was on Walls_Flying. I was sniping on the plateau as a Deadeye, when a SBH suddenly attacks me from behind. I engage in battle with him, strafing to avoid a swift death from repeated headshots. Not watching where I was walking.. well, you get the idea. Wink


come to think of it java, iv NEVER even seen you play!


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I was playing City Flying and I had a sniper with a transport helichopper. I flew in straight at the Obelisk and got as high as I could. It just happened that my chopper blew up directly over the Obelisk. I fell out (obviously) and I landed on the very top. (very surprised that i didnt fall off) For some reason, the Obelisk was shooting at me, (kinda like Hourglass), but it wasnt killing me. (musta been a bug) So, anyways, I was sniping from there, laughing my ass off, and there was a BHS, who shot me in the leg. I moved left to avoid any more shots, but fell off the Obelisk. The Obelisk shot me in the air, as i was falling. I then hit the ground, already dead.

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