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Lmao [message #186976]

Tue, 24 January 2006 16:56

spazbeast
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Registered: November 2004

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A Mr. T list in response to the Chuck Norris list. Read up.

1. Before Mr.T was born there were only 25 letters in the alphabet.

2. One night Mr. T took a 10 p.m. train home. He still refuses to give it back.

3. The T virus in Resident Evil is based on what happens to a person when they are exposed overwhelming amounts of pity inflicted by Mr. T. There is currently no cure.

4. Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of surprise.

5. Mr. T can walk on water. He can also walk on fire. His preference however, is to walk on fools.

6. Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."

7. Mr. T has removed Pee Wee Herman from existence for making fun of his cereal.

8. Mr. T scared the black out of Michael Jackson

9. Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

10. As a child MR. T used to go into the sewers of NY and hunt alligators. I know what you are thinking: “There are no alligators in the sewers of NY”. Yeah...Now!

11. Google won't search for Mr. T because it knows you don't find Mr. T, he finds you.

12. If you have ever beaten Mr. T at a game, you obviously didn't know the rules.

13. Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

14. Contrary to popular belief, Mr. T was not beat by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky III. He actually lost to Stallone's stuntman, Chuck Norris. It took 5 hours of work by a dozen makeup artists to make Chuck Norris ugly enough to be a believable Stallone. Even with Chuck Norris, it was still necessary to use 3 metric tons of animal traquilizers to knock Mr. T out long enough for a 10 count.

15. The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.

16. Death is Mr. T's way of saying 'Slow the fuck down'.

17. Mr. T was almost involved in a second car crash. To avoid the crash, he folded his arms and slowly shook his head. The car decided it was safer to avoid Mr. T.

18. When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.

19. When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.