Poem [message #185150] |
Mon, 09 January 2006 20:25 |
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keeg9
Messages: 10 Registered: September 2005 Location: Tucson Arizona
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If Water was Vodka
And I was Duck
I'd Swim to the Bottom
And Never Come Up
But Water ain't Vodka
And I'm Not a Duck
So Pass Me the Bottle
And Shut the F*** Up
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Re: Poem [message #185171 is a reply to message #185160] |
Tue, 10 January 2006 05:50 |
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Terminator 101 wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 01:02 |
Lijitsu wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 00:35 |
gbull wrote on Mon, 09 January 2006 22:54 | Your poem sucks.
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HORQWER wrote on Tue, 18 September 2007 20:47 | this is not a real renegade forums ,some one made it up
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Re: Poem [message #185205 is a reply to message #185203] |
Tue, 10 January 2006 13:25 |
cypher909
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bandie63 wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 13:35 |
Jeep Rubi wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 08:50 |
Terminator 101 wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 01:02 |
Lijitsu wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 00:35 |
gbull wrote on Mon, 09 January 2006 22:54 | Your poem sucks.
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Re: Poem [message #185268 is a reply to message #185150] |
Tue, 10 January 2006 18:24 |
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Mad Ivan
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i hate vodka...beer is better and is of benefit to you kidney.Vodka is just highly concentrated ethyl alcohol with lots of aroma...
Beer might give you a belly, but Vodka gives you a big chance of catching pneumonia, meningitis and urinary tract infections.Thats because it creates a environment, suitable for the bacteria, that actualy causes the above (its name was "banani" or "bananni" or something that sounded like "bananas").Cheap vodka also has methyl alcohol that can cause blindness and death.
and getting high?dont you have a life or something?
Oh and the poem does suck, btw...
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[Updated on: Tue, 10 January 2006 18:41] Report message to a moderator
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Re: Poem [message #185452 is a reply to message #185150] |
Wed, 11 January 2006 18:29 |
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YSLMuffins
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The goddess of all (bread products)
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Re: Poem [message #185453 is a reply to message #185205] |
Wed, 11 January 2006 18:30 |
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TheGunrun
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cypher909 wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 15:25 |
bandie63 wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 13:35 |
Jeep Rubi wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 08:50 |
Terminator 101 wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 01:02 |
Lijitsu wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 00:35 |
gbull wrote on Mon, 09 January 2006 22:54 | Your poem sucks.
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Why dosent drinking a whole bottle of Listerine give me heart burn?
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Re: Poem [message #185494 is a reply to message #185453] |
Thu, 12 January 2006 13:43 |
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Mad Ivan
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TheGunrun wrote on Wed, 11 January 2006 20:30 |
cypher909 wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 15:25 |
bandie63 wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 13:35 |
Jeep Rubi wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 08:50 |
Terminator 101 wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 01:02 |
Lijitsu wrote on Tue, 10 January 2006 00:35 |
gbull wrote on Mon, 09 January 2006 22:54 | Your poem sucks.
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Why dosent drinking a whole bottle of Listerine give me heart burn?
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Its not supposed to.
Its supposed to cause cancer but it aint 100% true.
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Re: Poem [message #185529 is a reply to message #185150] |
Thu, 12 January 2006 17:43 |
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Dave Mason
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This quoting fad isn't actually one bit funny (or original for that matter).
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Re: Poem [message #185621 is a reply to message #185150] |
Fri, 13 January 2006 13:14 |
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SCOTT9
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its ok could start a poem contest at my local mens fuel station (aka my local pub)
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Re: Poem [message #185629 is a reply to message #185615] |
Fri, 13 January 2006 14:15 |
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Jecht
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keeg9 wrote on Fri, 13 January 2006 12:28 | dam u guys are really harsh for something i didnt come up with....damn
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I was just being honest.
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