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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #154706] Sun, 15 May 2005 20:01 Go to next message
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There's this organization named UCAWWW (United Confederacy Against WWW) that is trying to shut down the internet, by broadcasting it... on the internet. What's even better is that they have a petition to ban the internet, on none other than then internet. I was bored, and in the mood to make fun of these idiots, so I made the following graphic:

http://www.apocmedia.com/random/ban_intarweb_lolz.jpg


whoa.
BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #154727] Mon, 16 May 2005 03:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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So it's ok for "the devil" to get everybody else in the world just not Americans?

Aircraftkiller

That's irrelevant to this thread.

Common fallacies of logic and rhetoric:
Ad hominem - attacking the arguer and not the argument.
BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #154732] Mon, 16 May 2005 05:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Lol, go to that site and look at the signatures... Out of the 2100 they say they have, probably 70% are calling them stupid and making fun of them. Shocked

Lol look what i found...1904. Hey, baby. a/s/l? want to see my xxx webcam? i'm up for cyber and phone sex. just give me a call, honey, and we'll have a good time. j_ball430@comcast.net. ciao, sexy.


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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #154735] Mon, 16 May 2005 05:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Toolstyle

So it's ok for "the devil" to get everybody else in the world just not Americans?

Instead of looking at it that way, you could look at it at the way in the sense that they're not trying to control you...


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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #154796] Mon, 16 May 2005 13:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I was laughing as I posted that btw I thought it was pritty pathetic. But you have a good point.

Aircraftkiller

That's irrelevant to this thread.

Common fallacies of logic and rhetoric:
Ad hominem - attacking the arguer and not the argument.
BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #154902] Tue, 17 May 2005 05:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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They have some points. The internet is horrible, and it does warp kiddos. However, I kinda like it so... I guess it probably shouldn't be banned.

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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #154909] Tue, 17 May 2005 05:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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What doitle said reminds me of Chapelle's Show when he makes the internet a real place.

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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #154941] Tue, 17 May 2005 10:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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And how exactly would the Internet be banned, Since no one owns it?
BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155003] Tue, 17 May 2005 18:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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The question isn't how; you just remove all the cables and make it a law not to ever reconnect them. The question is who would actually want to do that.

BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155005] Tue, 17 May 2005 19:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Texans that are fucked in the head.

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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155044] Wed, 18 May 2005 03:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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j_ball430

Texans that are fucked in the head.


No, we don't do stupid shit. If it was Texans that made it they know its dumb and its a joke that you obviously are not getting.


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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155045] Wed, 18 May 2005 03:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Yeah, dont sas my texas. I enjoyed my years there 100% more than any other state.

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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155046] Wed, 18 May 2005 04:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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j_ball430

Texans that are fucked in the head.


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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155171] Wed, 18 May 2005 16:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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cowmisfit

j_ball430

Texans that are fucked in the head.


No, we don't do stupid shit. If it was Texans that made it they know its dumb and its a joke that you obviously are not getting.

They're Texans, Zach. 43 morons in the UCAWWW. All from where? TEXAS.


whoa.
BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155196] Wed, 18 May 2005 18:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Texas is almost without a doubt the crappiest state in the Union. 47th in SATs, last in high school graduation, and more executions than any other state, aided by Bush, who executed more people as governor than any other doesn't help, either.

Few states could produce:

A) George W. Bush
B) The Minute Men of mainstream media "fame"
C) This group, apparently [UCAWWW]
D) Basically the worst-educated youth group in the country

...And still think they're the best.

Yes, I know, I'm a homosexual skinhead nazi terrorist for saying these things about Texas. You don't have to remind me.


"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -- Theodore Roosevelt (1918)

"The danger to political dissent is acute where the Government attempts to act under so vague a concept as the power to protect "domestic security." Given the difficulty of defining the domestic security interest, the danger of abuse in acting to protect that interest becomes apparent. --U.S. Supreme Court decision (407 U.S. 297 (1972)

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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155199] Wed, 18 May 2005 18:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Doesn't Texas also have the top 5 fattest cities in the US?

BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155206] Wed, 18 May 2005 19:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Michigan is the Fattest state i believe, i also think its the state with the most smokers, and heart disease. Who woulda thunk it that Being fat and smoking wouldve caused heart disease? Razz

SuperFlyingEngi

Yes, I know, I'm a homosexual skinhead nazi terrorist for saying these things about Texas. You don't have to remind me.


Whatever you say sunshine Wink


Not to mention we all know Ohio is the Crappiest state. Just having Ohio State University in their state made them the crappiest state. Laughing (Im a UofM fan if you can't tell.)


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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155207] Wed, 18 May 2005 19:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Out of all the states i think its even. (The shitty people that walked out of there)

But Texas....Ah, man just something about it. Here i am stuck in North Carolina. Pfft.


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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155208] Wed, 18 May 2005 19:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Why do they want to ban my home? Sad

No. Seriously. No.
BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155213] Wed, 18 May 2005 21:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Not to mention we all know Ohio is the Crappiest state. Just having Ohio State University in their state made them the crappiest state. Laughing (Im a UofM fan if you can't tell.)

Fuck Ohio. They stole our land, and they have Ohio State University. I mean, that right there is warrant enough to kick those bastards out of the U.S. The only thing is, they DID help Bush to win this election. Though, if Ohio wasn't a part of the nation, it still wouldn't have mattered. Wink


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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155214] Wed, 18 May 2005 21:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Fuck Ohio


Amen.


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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155237] Thu, 19 May 2005 04:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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But Texas....Ah, man just something about it. Here i am stuck in North Carolina. Pfft.


Chapel Hill is the place to be.

EDIT: Funny story about Ohio, namely how they're the most corrupt state in the nation...

A guy they have there, Tom Noe, was authorized, under the table, to invest money in rare coins by the Ohio Bureau of Workers Compensation. He's a rare coin dealer. He was authorized to invest 50 million dollars of this state money in rare coins. Currently, several coins are missing, each valued at 1-200,000 dollars. When finally questioned about this by the Toledo Blade, it was declared the coins were "stolen" but no police report had been filed. When this case went to the State Supreme Court, 5 of the 7 justices recused themselves.

Doesn't that just smell.


"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -- Theodore Roosevelt (1918)

"The danger to political dissent is acute where the Government attempts to act under so vague a concept as the power to protect "domestic security." Given the difficulty of defining the domestic security interest, the danger of abuse in acting to protect that interest becomes apparent. --U.S. Supreme Court decision (407 U.S. 297 (1972)

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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155254] Thu, 19 May 2005 06:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Alabama > Texas

Hell, I'm from half way around the world and even I know that Texas ain't all it's cracked up to be, really...Alabama is just that much more better, I mean Lynyrd Skynyrd and all such, been there once...

Anyway, those people are fucking idiots, I mean honestly, ban the internet? How about we ban farting next, it'd be EASIER.

I mean apparently Texas produced THESE idiots: http://www.godhatesfags.com/main/index.html among their nice little pickets they have... "GOD HATES AMERICA" - "GOD BLESS 9/11" and all such, also they have one of some Democrat raping another in the ass, so they aren't 'liberals' or any such...

See? I'm telling you, Alabama has to be one of the coolest states.


"I am Jack's smirking revenge."
BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155255] Thu, 19 May 2005 06:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Alabama > Texas



Lmao, i assume you have never been to alabama with a comment like that.


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BAN TEH INTARWEB [message #155302] Thu, 19 May 2005 14:25 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
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Quote:

Alabama is just that much more better, I mean Lynyrd Skynyrd and all such, been there once...


Lynyrd Skynyrd is from Florida

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I mean apparently Texas produced THESE idiots: http://www.godhatesfags.com/main/index.html


They are from Kansas... anyway those guys protested at my school earlier this year, slowed traffic and created one hell of a headache for our small town police


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