| Anything you wanted to Know/Be Done [message #152787] |
Tue, 03 May 2005 22:08  |
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Oblivion165
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Things to know:
1. Does god count masterbation as murder? (((Twice a day * 365) * 8 years) * SpermCount) = Fucked.
2. Why the hell did they cancel planet of the apes the tv series and leave the brady bunch on the air?
3. Why do people still watch reality television? It sucks ass.
4. Who lets jimmy fallon keep making movies?
Things to be done:
5. I always wanted them to make "Jurassic Park The Series"
6. Kill jimmy fallon.
7. Kill any SNL/MAD Tv actors who want to make a movie.
8. To watch the original star wars movies in 3D (Is actually happening, all 6 are going to IMAX)
9. Meet Micheal J Fox
Get the ball rolling......
WOL: Ob165ion Skype: Oblivion165 Yahoo Instant Messenger: CaptainJohn165
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| Anything you wanted to Know/Be Done [message #152807] |
Wed, 04 May 2005 04:17  |
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Walrus
Messages: 382
Registered: February 2003
Location: Good old England
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Oh lets see now.
Things to know...
Why is the sky blue - when green is a more pleasing colour?
Why can't british TV have less american crap, and more home made british crap instead?
Has Shigeru Miyamoto lost his mind?
Will there ever be a Blast Corps 2?
Will I make 25?
Why is it so damn hard for americans to make a good fry up! They are bloody useless at it!
Why does voting in the UK feel like choosing the least of 3 evils?
Will they ever finish the last few episodes of the starship troopers series?
Where can I learn to be a happy mask salesmen?
Things to be done...
Renegade 2
Nano tech, so I can merge with helios.
Finish my current run of books and get them published.
Upgrade the main pc to an xp3200 - 2 gigs of ram.
Have sequel to Bill and ted made... Bill and Ted the search for station.
Station!
One Last Time
"England expects that every man will do his duty"
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| Anything you wanted to Know/Be Done [message #152826] |
Wed, 04 May 2005 06:54 |
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GetSm0keD
Messages: 277
Registered: November 2004
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Things to know:
1. Why cant we stop using oil and gasoline!
2. Why cant i just jack in and learn something in 5 seconds (Matrix)
3. Why cant i find a Jericho 941 FS and not an FB
4. Why must sm0king be bad for you?
5. Why cant they kill all STD's?!
Things to be done:
6. Drive over 200mph on the hwy (and survive)
7. Learn Japanese and Chinese
8. Stop eating at my down payment for a house and start addin some to it
9. Do a one haned push up while standin on my hands (soon)
10. Make Paris Hilton my slave (even sooner)
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cowmisfit wrote:
Why my generation the so called violent geneation who has grown up with video games blah blah are such fucking hippies.
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heh you missed the cool gereration by 5 or 6 years (mine)
were all about killin each other round here
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| Anything you wanted to Know/Be Done [message #152884] |
Wed, 04 May 2005 13:41 |
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Oblivion165
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So you don't ever want Will Ferrell or Adam Sandler to make a movie again?
I will post my list when I am done mowing the lawn
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Hell NO. Never ever again.
WOL: Ob165ion Skype: Oblivion165 Yahoo Instant Messenger: CaptainJohn165
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| Anything you wanted to Know/Be Done [message #152912] |
Wed, 04 May 2005 16:13 |
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Walrus
Messages: 382
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Location: Good old England
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I got an answer!
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The sky is blue due to the Rayleigh effect - you know, the light scattering in the atmosphere. Green light isn't affected by this - it's one of the wavelengths that just passes straight through the atmosphere unaffected.
No matter how pleasing it is, it just doesn't get scattered, but blue light does
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Now I wish I had put down more answerable questions.
One Last Time
"England expects that every man will do his duty"
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| Anything you wanted to Know/Be Done [message #152937] |
Wed, 04 May 2005 18:16 |
Jzinsky
Messages: 339
Registered: June 2004
Location: Warrington
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I've wanted to know:
Why people don't just say why they're pissed off at me
Why people don't just say that they like me
Why can't we sue the government for being pants
Why does madness always prevail
Have those human rights nutters (the ones who say we can't beat the crap out of a burgular) ever been a victim of such crime? And did the police turn up that day?
I want to:
Be loved by a good woman
Have a house, car and mortgage
Own my own business
Get a tattoo
Chew up and spit out 200mph :twisted:
Get banned from a country (preferably involving no jail sentence)
No flashy signature..
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| Anything you wanted to Know/Be Done [message #152969] |
Wed, 04 May 2005 23:21 |
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Crimson
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Location: Phoenix, AZ
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But overall the female is usually the one to shoulder the burden. My best friend just had a baby on Sunday and she's been married for a few years... it's hard work even with the two of them. I can't fathom why people are stupid and get pregnant when they're not ready. I have another friend who planned a pregnancy with her boyfriend. Like, if the guy isn't going to commit to marriage, don't be surprised when he wants nothing to do with his daughter.
I'm the bawss.
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| Anything you wanted to Know/Be Done [message #152972] |
Wed, 04 May 2005 23:28 |
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GetSm0keD
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altho you might save the life by not havin an abortion..
you condem it to be raised in a poor and unwanted enviroment
there are worse things then death. and you have to be alive to experience them all
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| Anything you wanted to Know/Be Done [message #152996] |
Thu, 05 May 2005 05:51 |
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cheesesoda
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Location: Jackson, Michigan
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i had a feelin you were one of those stupid people.. i just knew it
ya sure blame the girl cause she was nice enough to let ya slide up in her..
sure blame the girl cause your lil thing got hard and you wanted to pop it in her..
I'll laugh my ass off when the first girl you have sex with gets pregneant
cause you were givin it to her like an amature and rip the condom..
and your stuck with a kid you didnt want and not financely capable of rasing it.
ya! now thats the way to bring a life into the world..
and with that attitude towards females.. i doubt you ever will get laid
you must still live under your parents roof..
cause you have yet to learn your survival and way of life
is more important then anything else
if i had to go to war.. and you were in my squad.. i'd kill you myself..
cause you'd get me killed for sure.. you'd be out there yellin to the enemey..
"no no, we just wanna talk about it"
bang your dead, bang im dead, cause of your flower power ass
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You're a fucking dumbass.
Because she was "nice enough" to whore herself out? Sure, it is the guy's fault for "sliding up in her", but if that's what he wanted, she could tell, and she's the one who decided to let it happen. I'm not putting all the blame on the women, but THEY got themselves pregnant, so it's THEIR job to take responsibility for their actions and carry the child full term. Did I say the guy should get off free? Fuck no. He damn well better pay child support.
Also, anybody who just thinks that I'm putting all blame on the woman is a moron. A man can't carry a child, so why would I bust a guy's chops for abortion? Think people, c'mon, I know you're capable of it.
Also, Sm0ked, where do you find it in anything I've said to come to the conclusion that I'm a virgin? You just assume this because of my viewpoint? Wow, you're an ignorant fuck.
With this attitude, I already have. Oh, and not that it's any of your business, but she IS pregnant. The thing is, it's not mine.  (Just in case anybody wonders, no, I'm not proud of the fact that I'm no longer a virgin. It is a regret of mine.)
The only thing you've gotten right. Yes, I still live under my parents' roof, but that's because I'm still going to school, and I need as few financial responsibilities as possible, so I can save up for when I move onto a university. See, I'm actually paying for my education, so I can't exactly afford to live out on my own.
Survival takes common sense, and guess what, I show more common sense than you ever will. I may have flawed logic on a few issues, but I'm far from making any horrible mistakes that you are on course for.
You claim to be oh so wise, but yet you've proven yourself to be a fool. I support the fucking war, you dolt. You could have easily gathered that if you had half a brain. I have extreme hatred for those who attacked my country, and I, in no way shape or form, show mercy on those fucking bastards. If anybody was to be shot in the squad, it'd be you. Probably not by friendly fire, but instead you'll be toking and walk up to an Arab saying, "Hey, man, do you have a light? You have plenty of cigars wrapped around your body. I'm sure you'd have a light somewhwere, man." *BOOM*
whoa.
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