| Concerning Red Alert 3 [message #145248] |
Wed, 23 March 2005 04:39   |
trunkskgb
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If generals was their idea of the C&C universe, who knows what the fuck they think the RA universe is...
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Generals was a ripoff of the Warcraft series by Blizzard. Heroes is a big ripoff.
My Renegade Maps
C&C Backstab || Rigdeline_b8 || C&C Halloween 2014 || Iron City (LE design) || Christmas Map (drafting)
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| Concerning Red Alert 3 [message #145269] |
Wed, 23 March 2005 07:26 |
Chronojam
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And that was Blizzard trying to outdo C&C, by Westwood. And Ghost was an attempt to match Commando/Renegade =O
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| Concerning Red Alert 3 [message #145298] |
Wed, 23 March 2005 12:27 |
The Mad Hatter
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E-mail from EA
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''We are very proud to announce that we have turned our $$$ attentions to once again f*ck with the Command & Conquer universe :biggrin:
Our previous exploits in this field include Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 (Teh Cartoon!), Command & Conquer: Yuri's Revenge (1337!), and Command & Conquer: Generals (which featured new sides totally unrelated to C&C!)
We have chosen once more to f*ck with the Red Alert universe! But we haven't forgotten you Tiberium die hards. Oh yes, its true, we're going to chuck in loads of the green stuff, so that Allies and Soviets can wage war in vast Tiberium fields!
So, you might wonder, how does this fit in with the storyline? Well that's whats going to make Red Alert 3 so great. It doesn't! Yes! It is totally unrelated to anything that went before! Whereas previously Allies and Soviets fought on grass or snowy terrains, they now find themselves fighting in Tiberium . . . for no reason whatsoever! :biggrin:
And for an extra twist, Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 will be set in the Middle Ages! Featuring:
Destroyable drawbridges!
Naval warfare . . . in moats!
Chain mail minigunners!
Bow & Arrow infantry!
Tanks have gone . . . Horses are in! (Including the Soviet Mammoth Horse! - equipped with twin heat-seeking rocket launchers . . . and a 50 inch turd cannon!)
Allied Shetland Ponies!
Oompa Loompas!
Dragons!
Elves!
Orcs!
Knights!
And many more units stolen from WarCraft!
Rescue Tanya from the Soviet Dungeon!
Lay seige to Allied castles!
Burn Witches! Burn Catholics! Burn Protestants! Invade Iraq! Be the first person to land on the moon!
And yes . . . Kane is back! However, we've decided to change his name. 1337 huh?
And we're giving you the oppurtunity to decide what his new name will be!
Should it be:
a ) Bob?
b ) Dave?
c ) Chang?
Call 0800-EA RULES! today and cast your vote!*
We hope you are excited about Command & Conquer: Medieval Alert 3 as we are. Thankyou. :biggrin:
*Calls cost $100/minute
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| Concerning Red Alert 3 [message #145307] |
Wed, 23 March 2005 13:19 |
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IRON FART
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C&C>WarCraft III
Dogshit > WarCraft III
Dogshit > Generals
Generals != C&C
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I agree with that except for the Dogshit>WC3 part.
WC3 was VERY fun
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<[Digital]> get man_fucking_a_car.mpg
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| Concerning Red Alert 3 [message #145308] |
Wed, 23 March 2005 13:19 |
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Dave Anderson
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Location: United States
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Mad Hatter, you are a moron. First, that so called "EMAIL" from EA probobly is a fake. Secondly, they wouldnt change kanes name. And even if they did the choices wouldnt be names like Dave, ect. And lastly, who did you get the email from? "IF ITS REAL"
One thing, EA sucks, we all know it. But even they wouldnt bother to go BACK and change kanes name or the earlier red alerts.
David Anderson
Founder, Software Consultant
DCOM Productions
Microsoft Partner (MSP)
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| Concerning Red Alert 3 [message #145317] |
Wed, 23 March 2005 14:36 |
The Mad Hatter
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Mad Hatter, you are a moron. First, that so called "EMAIL" from EA probobly is a fake. Secondly, they wouldnt change kanes name. And even if they did the choices wouldnt be names like Dave, ect. And lastly, who did you get the email from? "IF ITS REAL"
One thing, EA sucks, we all know it. But even they wouldnt bother to go BACK and change kanes name or the earlier red alerts.
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But its true! All of it!
:rolleyes:
''Ah - there's nothing that makes you feel more alive than killing is there Smithers?''
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| Concerning Red Alert 3 [message #145318] |
Wed, 23 March 2005 14:48 |
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IRON FART
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''We are very proud to announce that we have turned our $$$ attentions to once again f*ck with the Command & Conquer universe biggrin.gif
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Mad Hatter, you are a moron. First, that so called "EMAIL" from EA probobly is a fake.
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PROBABLY fake he says!
LOL
I'm cracking up.
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| Concerning Red Alert 3 [message #145319] |
Wed, 23 March 2005 15:16 |
Jzinsky
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I guess we should wait and see.
Thing is the course of history changed here too, we're no longer at war with the Germans, so in the RA universe, the allies might well be at war with the Aussies or something. Things change..
No flashy signature..
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| Concerning Red Alert 3 [message #145392] |
Wed, 23 March 2005 22:32 |
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IRON FART
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It looked a tiny bit cartoonish, but Blizzard captured the mood in that game just right.
I'm going to be very interested to see how RA3 comes out. It may actually be a good game. Who knows?
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<[Digital]> get man_fucking_a_car.mpg
<[Digital]> ah fuck wrong window
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| Concerning Red Alert 3 [message #145443] |
Thu, 24 March 2005 10:38 |
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Dave Mason
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Registered: April 2004
Location: Shropshire, England
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Mad Hatter, you are a moron. First, that so called "EMAIL" from EA probobly is a fake. Secondly, they wouldnt change kanes name. And even if they did the choices wouldnt be names like Dave, ect. And lastly, who did you get the email from? "IF ITS REAL"
One thing, EA sucks, we all know it. But even they wouldnt bother to go BACK and change kanes name or the earlier red alerts.
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I think this needs quoting just for preservation, what a freakin idiot.
It also needs to be brought to attention, again, just for the sake of his plain stupidity.
www.myspace.com/midas
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| Concerning Red Alert 3 [message #145444] |
Thu, 24 March 2005 10:39 |
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Dave Mason
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Registered: April 2004
Location: Shropshire, England
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Mad Hatter, you are a moron. First, that so called "EMAIL" from EA probobly is a fake. Secondly, they wouldnt change kanes name. And even if they did the choices wouldnt be names like Dave, ect. And lastly, who did you get the email from? "IF ITS REAL"
One thing, EA sucks, we all know it. But even they wouldnt bother to go BACK and change kanes name or the earlier red alerts.
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And again..... LOL what an idiot!
www.myspace.com/midas
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| Concerning Red Alert 3 [message #145447] |
Thu, 24 March 2005 10:54 |
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glyde51
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Location: Winnipeg
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Mad Hatter, you are a moron. First, that so called "EMAIL" from EA probobly is a fake. Secondly, they wouldnt change kanes name. And even if they did the choices wouldnt be names like Dave, ect. And lastly, who did you get the email from? "IF ITS REAL"
One thing, EA sucks, we all know it. But even they wouldnt bother to go BACK and change kanes name or the earlier red alerts.
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No, it must be real! Like, REALLY!
No. Seriously. No.
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| Concerning Red Alert 3 [message #145460] |
Thu, 24 March 2005 12:58 |
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Walrus
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Registered: February 2003
Location: Good old England
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| deadfive |
Mad Hatter, you are a moron. First, that so called "EMAIL" from EA probably is a fake. Secondly, they wouldnt change kanes name. And even if they did the choices wouldnt be names like Dave, ect. And lastly, who did you get the email from? "IF ITS REAL"
One thing, EA sucks, we all know it. But even they wouldnt bother to go BACK and change kanes name or the earlier red alerts.
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Hello. Can you hear me. I'm not sure, because you sound pretty fucking stoned. Not that there is anything wrong with that, well, as long as no one sees, and you don't start tripping out and writing on the walls while Bob Hope crawls up your trouser legs with a straight razor in her mouth and a smile on her lips, because then you've gone too far. Too far by a long way.
'Waves in front of deadfive'
Yep, he can hear me all right. But we might lose him any second, so don't go walking away.
Ok. You are on the interweb. Your are twelve, I would say 13 but I have lost all hope in humanity and I am not going to give you the benefit of the doubt, (here on the interweb you are as thick as pig shit until someone posts otherwise.)
Now I know you have seen the porn. And if you haven't your either too stoned or have something wrong with you... leave the porn alone, it rots your brain, so back away from the porn, away from the bad photoshops of Brittany (she smiles for a reason and that's why I love her,) spears - and pay attention to what you are doing.
I hate to tell you this, but as a relatively upstanding (,yes I still use a walking stick,) member of this community, I have to say that - Not everything someone types on a forum board is real or true. Always take it with a pinch of salt, or in some cases a cup of coffee and a good lie down, and in my case 2 bottles of beer, this pc and the latest bukkake dvd from the shores of the most perverted nation on earth (that's japan for you kiddies out there). Most of what you read is lies. Filthy fucking lies spouted by fat balding men and 12 year olds (like your self) who like to feel wanted and loved. Some of it is half jaded personal crap that fill board such as this, some of it is truth, but no one gives a shit about the truth, not here on the informationsuperhighway. Like the porn, yeah i see you looking, truth is not needed here.
Just look both ways before you post, and try and read what you type, because, good god, you will end up looking a but silly. That and people like me start writing about you and form an unofficial fan-club.
We love you that much.
£12 to join now - limited special offer!
One Last Time
"England expects that every man will do his duty"
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| Concerning Red Alert 3 [message #145467] |
Thu, 24 March 2005 13:19 |
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Dave Mason
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In a nutshell,
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You Sir...
Are an idiot...
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www.myspace.com/midas
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