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Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13688] Sun, 13 April 2003 08:18 Go to next message
nodmama is currently offline  nodmama
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M= mega slow
A= allows nod to point whore
M= move out of the way
M= makes GDI lose games
Y= y..do people buy them .

I have been in SEVERAL games lately that people have bought M-Tanks and it has caused us to LOSE!!!! Unless you know how to use them DO NOT buy them.

1. Do not use them on Hourglass for offensive moves blocking the mediums that can't get out the way to repair cause your big Mammy butt can't back up fast enough.

2. If you lose your Mammy .......DON"T buy another one!!!
3. If you are driving a Mammy .....Sit in the base and pick your nose until a Flamer or Stank comes along for you to destroy.

Does anyone understand what I am saying?

Sorry........I haven't won a game since our computer was messed with and I am pissy.


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Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13690] Sun, 13 April 2003 08:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Fully agree!
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13691] Sun, 13 April 2003 08:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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thank you!!!

Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp

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" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13693] Sun, 13 April 2003 08:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Yep, ONLY things mammoths are good at is direct rushing in big force, or as a shield against obelisk fire.

There's a hole in the sky through which things can fly.
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13694] Sun, 13 April 2003 08:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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here's my best Mammy buying scenerio:

I am John Doe Blah Blah and I am playing on the Hourglass map, GDI is winning by 4000 points and since I have spent the whole game repairing the Refinery or whatever.....I have all this cash and I am going to buy a Mammy cause Mammys are the most expensive thing you can buy....

Now I am in this cool Mammy and I am going to go left....OH NO there is a Rave, a Light and some Artillery !!! Wait my team is coming to help me.....

BUT THEY CAN'T CAUSE MY BIG MAMMY BUTT IS IN THE WAY!!!!!

WHY IS MY TEAM YELLING AT ME .........

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Yep, another example of Mammy visions of granduer(spelling) and how many times does this happen!!! ALOT

Mammys are big, Mammys are slow
if you buy one, you're not friend but, foe
Please keep it in your pants,
And NEVER do the Mammy dance.


Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp

"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13715] Sun, 13 April 2003 09:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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If GDI have lost the WF, a couple mammy can be your teams salvation, as long as the people with the vehicle are not morons. And side of the AGT, but i agree with nodmama

M= mega slow
A= allows nod to point whore
M= move out of the way
M= makes GDI lose games
Y= y..do people buy them .

Razz


In the end it doesn't matter if you are who you say you are. You will still mean nothing to me.

When i have kids, everytime i drive past a fast food restaurant, im gonna punch my kid in the face, then they'll never wanna come..
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13722] Sun, 13 April 2003 09:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You guys obviously don't know how to use a Mammoth Tank.

It's the most expensive, and powerful, tank for a reason. A very good reason.
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13726] Sun, 13 April 2003 09:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Aircraftkiller

You guys obviously don't know how to use a Mammoth Tank.

It's the most expensive, and powerful, tank for a reason. A very good reason.


Sorry Master ACK, you obviously know all..


In the end it doesn't matter if you are who you say you are. You will still mean nothing to me.

When i have kids, everytime i drive past a fast food restaurant, im gonna punch my kid in the face, then they'll never wanna come..
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13727] Sun, 13 April 2003 10:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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They are very good defensively. you cant drive through them and there so huge wel lthey are huge. I sit next to the oblisk and wait for someone to decide to rush with a flame tank or an apc. My and the AGT get them before they get into the base.

http://www.n00bstories.com/image.fetch.php?id=1129285834
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13731] Sun, 13 April 2003 10:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Aircraftkiller

You guys obviously don't know how to use a Mammoth Tank.

It's the most expensive, and powerful, tank for a reason. A very good reason.


Sorry Master ACK, you obviously know all..


Well, considering I've been using Mammoth Tanks for over a year's time, and considering they're my tank of choice in a large battle with enough cash, I think I'm pretty sure of what I'm talking about.
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13739] Sun, 13 April 2003 10:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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i wasn't talking about people that know how to use them .........I was talking about the ones who DON"T . The people who do not use them correctly outnumber the ones who do.

Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp

"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13744] Sun, 13 April 2003 11:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Aircraftkiller

You guys obviously don't know how to use a Mammoth Tank.

It's the most expensive, and powerful, tank for a reason. A very good reason.


Sorry Master ACK, you obviously know all..


Well, considering I've been using Mammoth Tanks for over a year's time, and considering they're my tank of choice in a large battle with enough cash, I think I'm pretty sure of what I'm talking about.
Some people learn from there mistakes others just don't.
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13745] Sun, 13 April 2003 11:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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As not to be the butt of an ACK ATTACK. I just want to say that I wasn't talking about the use of Mammys by strong and worthy Ren players. I may not play like I used too.......but I watch and watch and see what is going on. I know more than you may think.

Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp

"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13746] Sun, 13 April 2003 11:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Ahhhh the mammoth tank!

*remembers the good old days of him and FearHQ flattening Nods base on volcano and walls with mammys* lol Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13747] Sun, 13 April 2003 11:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I remember the days when Mammys weren't the GDI Albatrosses of Renegade.

That is a great picture!!!


Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp

"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13775] Sun, 13 April 2003 12:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Well, if they can't use them, there's not much you can do about it. You can't just say "Well, you don't know how to use them like I do, so don't buy them," because they'll do it anyways.

Best way is just to lead people in a direction they're going. You can't lead a horse to water and make him drink.
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13776] Sun, 13 April 2003 12:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Aircraftkiller

You guys obviously don't know how to use a Mammoth Tank.

It's the most expensive, and powerful, tank for a reason. A very good reason.


Sorry Master ACK, you obviously know all..


All hail the allmighty ack and his crappy style of being a w****r


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Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13777] Sun, 13 April 2003 12:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Ya, but I can sure as hell beat a dead dog, bury it , dig it up and beat it again......can't I.

Oh, ACK I was just bitching to well.......bitch, spam,whatever you want to call it. I was really pissy when I was posting earlier.


Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp

"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13781] Sun, 13 April 2003 12:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Aircraftkiller

You guys obviously don't know how to use a Mammoth Tank.

It's the most expensive, and powerful, tank for a reason. A very good reason.


Sorry Master ACK, you obviously know all..


All hail the allmighty ack and his crappy style of being a w****r


You do realize this forum isn't censored? :rolleyes:

Nodmama, that's fine. It's understandable to get pissed off because people on your team have shit-for-brains. Lets just keep the threads from being redundant here. I'm sure we've heard the anti-Mammoth Tank argument plenty of times. Wink
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nodmama

I remember the days when Mammys weren't the GDI Albatrosses of Renegade.

That is a great picture!!!


Note: major1050 trying to take out Fear with a pistol LOL ROFL Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


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Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13785] Sun, 13 April 2003 13:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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now lets all get on with our lives ..........

MY anti-mammy campaign has come to an end. Crying or Very Sad


Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp

"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
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Hey, did Blkwasp tell you I whooped his ass in a sniper match? Wink

Or was that C4Wolf? I can't remember.
Mammy buying n00bs!!! [message #13788] Sun, 13 April 2003 13:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Oh, yeah heard something about his butt getting kicked by someone ...I didn't know it was you. Was that in Crimsons Server cause he doesn't want to play in there for some reason. We just had some work done to our system and he insists on playing even though our computer is tweaked. I keep telling to wait until it is fixed before he makes an ass of himself.

Nodmama aka Queennod and Mrsbkwasp

"Kill Blkwasp cuz his wife says so."
" Really don't mind if you sit this one out"
" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
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Aircraftkiller

You guys obviously don't know how to use a Mammoth Tank.

It's the most expensive, and powerful, tank for a reason. A very good reason.


Ditto.
Mams used wrong=fucking noob
Mams used right=OH FUCK


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LOL-----

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" Drinks on Sunday, Work on Monday"
"To old to rock n' roll and too young to die"
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