| Re: What would you do if... [message #106656] |
Sun, 08 August 2004 23:22   |
Apache
Messages: 185
Registered: February 2003
Location: Fort McMurray, AB, Ca
Karma:
|
Recruit |
|
|
| Terminator 101 |
What would you do if...
1. You were at porch close to your house, and a skunk came very close to you.
2. You found out that your dog has eaten a 50$ bill.
3. Someone on a street showed you a 50$ bill and asked if it is yours.
4. Your mom stole keyboard from your computer.
5. You are on a concert or something like that, and suddenly you realize that something is hitting you on the head, and when you look up, you see a girl that is hitting you with her boobs.
6. Someone dares you to eat live Gold fish for 200$.
7. You bought Earth & Beyond, and then you saved it for later, but when you finnaly wanted to try it, it was no longer possible to register it.
8. You walked on a street on sidewalk, and a dog attacked you without warning
9. You lie on a beach and a seagul drops the "bomb"on you.
10. Someone gives you 100$ bucks
Edit: what would you buy?
Some of these things really happened either to me, my family, or some of my friends.
|
1. Throw something at it, it will squirt whatever it is, using up all its scent, then run inside and wish that I had left it alone so the place wouldn't smell so bad.
2. Be rather annoyed, but not do anything to Bud, knowing he would never understand why I was yelling at him
3. Decline it, I'm no theif
4. Accept the consequences of my actions that caused it to be taken in the first place
5. Be very, very embarassed and make my way out of the area after profusely appologizing for being in her way and touching her like that, even if it was intentional on her part.
6. I'd pop her in and swallow. Only feels weird how they wiggle all the way down... They are tastless unless you chew em, then they taste like sushi (Yes, I have eaten live goldfish before as a fear factor like competition, I was the only guy there who was able to plop all three down without any issues)
7. Be annoyed, but get over it pretty quickly
8. Probally attempt to beat the snot out of the dog, and get mauled in the process
9. Be rather disgusted, and go wash off
10. I'd refuse it if it was random, but if it was for a birthday or something, It'd probally go into gas / insurance
- Russell
|
|
|
|
Search
Help
Members
Register
Login
Home
