| Re: What would you do if... [message #106447] |
Sat, 07 August 2004 00:28   |
NHJ BV
Messages: 712
Registered: February 2003
Karma:
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What would you do if...
1. You were at porch close to your house, and a skunk came very close to you.
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Go inside, shut door.
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2. You found out that your dog has eaten a 50$ bill.
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First I would wonder how those dollars came into my European socialist hippie commie house, then I would probably shrug and move on.
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3. Someone on a street showed you a 50$ bill and asked if it is yours.
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Say "no". I'm pretty honest 
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4. Your mom stole keyboard from your computer.
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Doubtful. She doesn't know how to unplug it.
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5. You are on a concert or something like that, and suddenly you realize that something is hitting you on the head, and when you look up, you see a girl that is hitting you with her boobs.
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Giver her a nerdish smile until she runs in fear.
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6. Someone dares you to eat live Gold fish for 200$.
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Refuse.
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7. You bought Earth & Beyond, and then you saved it for later, but when you finnaly wanted to try it, it was no longer possible to register it.
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Scream. Curse EA. Even if it isn't their fault.
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8. You walked on a street on sidewalk, and a dog attacked you without warning.
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Outrun the dog to the nearest public building.
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9. You lie on a beach and a seagul drops the "bomb"on you.
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Wipe it off? Is there any other "solution"? 
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10. Someone gives you 100$ bucks
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Thank him.
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