1)[N00b who keeps shooting the wrong harvester]
See that green stuff over there? It's REALY good for you. It replenishes your health!

2)[N00b vehicle theif]
If you stand on the runnway when someone makes a unit you can steal other people's vehicles faster, its a bug with the vehicle lock.

3)[N00b cloaker giving away your position and following you]
Dont worry, the guard towers wont shoot us since we're cloaked, you go first, ill cover you.

I could go on, but I don't wantto hog all the scenarios
Anyone else?