Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977652] |
Thu, 21 March 2002 23:26 |
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If you want to be evil here are some fake tips to give to newbies who annoy you. 1)[N00b who keeps shooting the wrong harvester] See that green stuff over there? It's REALY good for you. It replenishes your health! 2)[N00b vehicle theif] If you stand on the runnway when someone makes a unit you can steal other people's vehicles faster, its a bug with the vehicle lock. 3)[N00b cloaker giving away your position and following you] Dont worry, the guard towers wont shoot us since we're cloaked, you go first, ill cover you. I could go on, but I don't wantto hog all the scenarios Anyone else?
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Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977650] |
Thu, 21 March 2002 23:44 |
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4)[I NEED REAPIRS N00b GDI Spammer] "If you sit inside the Factory it reapirs you"5)[Where are the flying vehicles?spam N00b] "Go as a £1000 infantry unit, then jump off a cliff. It automaticly activates you're rocket pack when you fall a certin distance." 6)[Enemy N00b on PUBLIC CHANNEL "what does the beacon do?"] "You place it in your base, an MCV comes and builds you a Temple Of Nod/Ion Cannon Satalight Link" EDIT for spelling [ March 22, 2002: Message edited by: illusive ]
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Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977648] |
Fri, 22 March 2002 00:07 |
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By the way people, my ingame nick is NOT illusive. I keep my forum and game nicks seperate to avoid the usual "You cheated, you killed me" crap.
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Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977647] |
Fri, 22 March 2002 00:23 |
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7)[N00b sniper: moan moan moan, I cant hit anything you all move too fast, moan moan."] "If you hit escape and click "SUICIDE" it activates a kind of Bezerker mode, which includes an autoaim and more damage per shot. It only lasts 2 minuites though, and after that, you die."["Whats the best weapon class!" spammer] "The technician/hotwire, his/her main weapon is good" Newbie tries to kill someone with the repair beam, then dies. "Oh dear did I forget to mention that its good for REPAIRING people..naughty me" 9)[Vehicle blocking N00b] "Hey, I've got a good place to block, come with me!" Take him somewhere like the cliff on under, line him up, then knock him off. [ March 22, 2002: Message edited by: illusive ]
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Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977645] |
Fri, 22 March 2002 00:47 |
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oh well, I suppose I'd better stop wasting time and do some work. I could always go and play Renegade on Westwood's servers... oh wait, no, I forgot THEY ARE ****
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Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977644] |
Fri, 22 March 2002 00:58 |
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quote: Originally posted by illusive: oh well, I suppose I'd better stop wasting time and do some work. I could always go and play Renegade on Westwood's servers... oh wait, no, I forgot THEY ARE ****
Oh yeah??? they are having some prob again??? sad... oh well, lest continue this post! Noob: how do you disarm a beacon? Answer: Simple! Step right on it for about 15-20 sec, and it should disamr it (and by the time the nuke arrives, take a good step back, and laugh! Noob is spamming the game with "I need repairs" What to do? tell him to get out of his tank cause you need to be an ingi inside to repair it! than leave the middle of the battlefeild to leave a chance to the ingis to repair it, and get back into the battlefeild shooting everything. If he complains, the "shut up nOOb!" is recomended!
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Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977642] |
Sat, 13 April 2002 06:18 |
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[noob asks "are there any cheats for this game?"] "Yea theres an auto aim, just press esc and type in amy, like as in am me. Just be sure that message that says do you wish to quit stay on, its the command promp to enter the cheat"
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