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Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977652] Thu, 21 March 2002 23:26 Go to next message
Anonymous
If you want to be evil here are some fake tips to give to newbies who annoy you.

1)[N00b who keeps shooting the wrong harvester]
See that green stuff over there? It's REALY good for you. It replenishes your health!

2)[N00b vehicle theif]
If you stand on the runnway when someone makes a unit you can steal other people's vehicles faster, its a bug with the vehicle lock.

3)[N00b cloaker giving away your position and following you]
Dont worry, the guard towers wont shoot us since we're cloaked, you go first, ill cover you.

I could go on, but I don't wantto hog all the scenarios
Anyone else?

Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977651] Thu, 21 March 2002 23:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Anonymous
Hahahahahahaha! We gotta get more of these!
Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977650] Thu, 21 March 2002 23:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Anonymous
4)[I NEED REAPIRS N00b GDI Spammer]
"If you sit inside the Factory it reapirs you"

5)[Where are the flying vehicles?spam N00b]
"Go as a £1000 infantry unit, then jump off a cliff. It automaticly activates you're rocket pack when you fall a certin distance."

6)[Enemy N00b on PUBLIC CHANNEL "what does the beacon do?"]
"You place it in your base, an MCV comes and builds you a Temple Of Nod/Ion Cannon Satalight Link"

EDIT for spelling

[ March 22, 2002: Message edited by: illusive ]

Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977649] Thu, 21 March 2002 23:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I`ve got the try the jump off a cliff one!

Peace

Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977648] Fri, 22 March 2002 00:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Anonymous
By the way people, my ingame nick is NOT illusive. I keep my forum and game nicks seperate to avoid the usual "You cheated, you killed me" crap.
Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977647] Fri, 22 March 2002 00:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Anonymous
7)[N00b sniper: moan moan moan, I cant hit anything you all move too fast, moan moan."]
"If you hit escape and click "SUICIDE" it activates a kind of Bezerker mode, which includes an autoaim and more damage per shot. It only lasts 2 minuites though, and after that, you die."

Cool["Whats the best weapon class!" spammer]
"The technician/hotwire, his/her main weapon is good"
Newbie tries to kill someone with the repair beam, then dies.
"Oh dear did I forget to mention that its good for REPAIRING people..naughty me"

9)[Vehicle blocking N00b]
"Hey, I've got a good place to block, come with me!"
Take him somewhere like the cliff on under, line him up, then knock him off.

[ March 22, 2002: Message edited by: illusive ]

Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977646] Fri, 22 March 2002 00:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Anonymous
lmao, this is funny ****
Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977645] Fri, 22 March 2002 00:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Anonymous
oh well, I suppose I'd better stop wasting time and do some work. I could always go and play Renegade on Westwood's servers...
oh wait, no, I forgot THEY ARE ****
Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977644] Fri, 22 March 2002 00:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Anonymous
quote:
Originally posted by illusive:
oh well, I suppose I'd better stop wasting time and do some work. I could always go and play Renegade on Westwood's servers...
oh wait, no, I forgot THEY ARE ****

Oh yeah??? they are having some prob again??? sad... oh well, lest continue this post!

Noob: how do you disarm a beacon?
Answer: Simple! Step right on it for about 15-20 sec, and it should disamr it (and by the time the nuke arrives, take a good step back, and laugh!

Noob is spamming the game with "I need repairs"
What to do? tell him to get out of his tank cause you need to be an ingi inside to repair it! than leave the middle of the battlefeild to leave a chance to the ingis to repair it, and get back into the battlefeild shooting everything. If he complains, the "shut up nOOb!" is recomended!

Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977643] Sat, 13 April 2002 17:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Anonymous
Heres one for ya

[NooB Who is rushing enemy base and asks " What are those Yellow things on the ground? "
Part of the map, they do nothing.

Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977642] Sat, 13 April 2002 06:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Anonymous
[noob asks "are there any cheats for this game?"]
"Yea theres an auto aim, just press esc and type in amy, like as in am me. Just be sure that message that says do you wish to quit stay on, its the command promp to enter the cheat"
Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977641] Sat, 13 April 2002 07:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Anonymous
If you press Ctrl-Alt-F4 at the same time, you get access to a nuke beacon which can destroy the entire base in one shot.

If you put a small divot (no more than 1cm) above the "R" on the Data disc, you remove the section which has the ammo limits and clipping restrictions.

If you curse in the WOL chat rooms, they email you a "cheats" code.

If you plant a beacon with less than 50 seconds to go in the round, you automatically become MVP (don't NEED to spread this one around, as people already seem to believe it )

Joke Tips & Tactics [message #-977640] Sat, 13 April 2002 10:33 Go to previous message
Anonymous
hmmmmmm I thought that last beacon one actualy worked, - if your are MVP*4 it can get you to MVP*1.
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