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The problem with JohnDoe
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description: While no statement I'm about to make should be construed as suggesting or recommending that any person commit an illegal act of any kind, you should realize that JohnDoe is trying very hard to plug the hole in its dike of lies so that no more truth leaks out. Let me cut to the chase: One does not have to attack my character in order to provide an atmosphere of mutual respect, free from materialism, sesquipedalianism, and all other forms of prejudice and intolerance. It is an unconscionable person who believes otherwise. Yes, I realize that JohnDoe is secretly saying that I should just crawl under a rock and die, but for the sake of brevity I've had to express myself in simplified terms. An armed revolt against JohnDoe is morally justified. However, I contend that it is not yet strategically justified. JohnDoe's convictions are pockmarked with slovenly radicalism and other assorted ills. Not that I've come to expect any better from JohnDoe. In the past, organizations like JohnDoe would have been tarred and feathered for trying to sully a profession that's already held in low esteem. Just like dirty clothes on the floor and cluttered closets, JohnDoe's mess won't go away if we simply look the other way. I never cease to be amazed at the way that JohnDoe's epigrams are not an abstract problem. They have very concrete, immediate, and unpleasant consequences. For instance, in order to complain about the worst kinds of self-absorbed quacks there are, we must take advantage of a rare opportunity to tell it how wrong it is. And that's just the first step. Remember, when you tell JohnDoe's serfs that giving JohnDoe the means to destroy all tradition, all morality, and the entire democratic system is like supplying the gun to your own robber, they begin to get fidgety, and their eyes begin to wander. They really don't care. They have no interest in hearing that it has announced its intentions to operate in the gray area between legitimate activity and overbearing, catty negat…
creator: Spoony
date: 2009-11-25T03:41:25-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Black people.
creator: GEORGE ZIMMER
date: 2009-11-25T04:03:41-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: I can't believe I actually read all that... but there was so much I couldn't retain it all. So my summary is JohnDoe is a retarded, arrogant, homosexual, troll and should be banned to protect the children. I think I can agree to this as far as my understanding. And for the love of God or whatever you cherish most, you assholes better not go breaking that fucking loooooong ass post into quotes.
creator: ChewML
date: 2009-11-25T04:15:34-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: just so you know spoony didn't write this paragraph, he just pasted johndoe in there as a replacement...stop taking it so serious
creator: InternetThug
date: 2009-11-25T04:42:26-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: This letter may be a bit overwhelming for those who are still soundly asleep in a world of make-believe and television and who don't want to hear how the absence of necessary historiographical context makes Spoony's values extremely difficult to accept. Before I launch into my rant, permit me the prelude caveat that I, having repeatedly witnessed Spoony skewer me over a pit barbecue, insist that I have every right to refer to him as a contemptible braggadocio. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that Spoony has any control over. But that's inconsequential because if we are going to speak objectively about Spoony's screeds, we must understand that it is not the case—notwithstanding what Spoony's virulent propaganda so adamantly proclaims—that public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't. That's too big of a subject to get into here so let me instead discuss how a great many of us don't want Spoony to declare martial law, suspend elections, and round up dissidents (i.e., anyone who does not buy his lie that rotten polemics are more deserving of honor than our nation's war heroes). Still, we feel a prodigious societal pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to his hateful, politically incorrect scribblings. It seems to me that, as others have stated long before me, "Spoony is trying to deflect attention from his stolid cock-and-bull stories." The time has come to choose between freedom or slavery, revolt or submission, and liberty or Spoony's particularly merciless form of alarmism. It's clear what Spoony wants us to choose, but he wants all of us to believe that he is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news…
creator: raven
date: 2009-11-25T04:46:38-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Wow, Spoony, that post is longer than my penis. Also, what does sesquipedalianism mean?
creator: RadioactiveHell
date: 2009-11-25T04:48:56-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: A foot and a half or unnatural length or big
creator: Tupolev TU-95 Bear
date: 2009-11-25T07:35:59-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: SoQRadio wrote on Tue, 24 November 2009 22:48 Also, what does sesquipedalianism mean? fancy not knowing that certain sections of raven's rebuttal are worringly accurate
creator: Spoony
date: 2009-11-25T09:20:10-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: I am sorry I have to troll on this one jesus christ spoony, you took your time to write all that even knowing no one will take it serous and just going to flame it? like really thats a fucking book over something better off not speaking off, Damn you guys got way to much time on your hands I am so shocked right now
creator: _SSnipe_
date: 2009-11-25T09:54:49-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: raven wrote on Tue, 24 November 2009 22:46 That's too big of a subject to get into here so let me instead discuss how a great many of us don't want Spoony to declare martial law, suspend elections, and round up dissidents well that's just tough shit for you isn't it Quote: he wants all of us to believe that he is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media. Damn right. Quote: Stated differently, he alleges that newspapers should report only on items he agrees with. Naturally, this is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Don't quote Shakespeare at me. Quote: Spoony's salacious views are meticulously designed to keep the population unaware, uneducated, dumbed down, and focused on stupefying activities like video games. The intention is to prevent people from noticing that Spoony has been causing riots in the streets. You can't prove that. Quote: They can be so subtle that many people never realize they're being influenced by them. That's why we must proactively notify humanity that no one has a higher opinion of Spoony than I, and I think Spoony is a mad, noxious long-haired hippie. I object to the insinuation that I have long hair. Quote: I do, however, unequivocally claim that every time Spoony utters or writes a statement that supports lexiphanicism—even indirectly—it sends a message that the best way to make a point is with foaming-at-the-mouth rhetoric and letters filled primarily with exclamation points. Well DUH. Quote: I honestly aver that we mustn't let him make such statements, partly because it must be nice to live in his little world, where the sun shines, the birds chirp merrily, and reality never rears its ugly head, but primarily because I admit I have a tendency to becom…
creator: Spoony
date: 2009-11-25T12:45:07-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Maybe I'm naturally oversensitive, or maybe someone just slipped me decaf coffee this morning, but you consider it fair game to subvert time-tested societal norms. Those readers of brittle disposition might do well to await a ride on the next emotionally indulgent transport; this one is scheduled nonstop over rocky roads. As soon as you're strapped in I'll announce something to the effect of how you hate people who have huge supplies of the things you lack. What you lack the most is common sense, which underlies my point that your cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good. Quite frankly, I've long thought it would be fun to try to explain to you how an understanding of philistinism is propaedeutic to an understanding of your pathetic practices. For the most part, I'm just curious as to how deep you will have to dig into his profanity thesaurus to formulate a response, Spoony. I hope I have made my views crystal-clear: you are bound to have a rude awakening when you finally realize how few people approve of your self-satisfied ventures.
creator: raven
date: 2009-11-25T13:26:23-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: hahahahaha, i love you spoony <3
creator: Herr Surth
date: 2009-11-25T14:47:55-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Yeah, JohnDoe is a faggot all right.
creator: Dover
date: 2009-11-25T15:08:24-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: You fucking assholes this thread has way too many edumacated words in it for it to be in the spam fest.
creator: ChewML
date: 2009-11-25T18:21:10-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: raven wrote on Wed, 25 November 2009 07:26 Maybe I'm naturally oversensitive, or maybe someone just slipped me decaf coffee this morning, but you consider it fair game to subvert time-tested societal norms. Those readers of brittle disposition might do well to await a ride on the next emotionally indulgent transport; this one is scheduled nonstop over rocky roads. As soon as you're strapped in I'll announce something to the effect of how you hate people who have huge supplies of the things you lack. What you lack the most is common sense, which underlies my point that your cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good. Quite frankly, I've long thought it would be fun to try to explain to you how an understanding of philistinism is propaedeutic to an understanding of your pathetic practices. For the most part, I'm just curious as to how deep you will have to dig into his profanity thesaurus to formulate a response, Spoony. I hope I have made my views crystal-clear: you are bound to have a rude awakening when you finally realize how few people approve of your self-satisfied ventures. I am writing this letter to persuade you that I still believe in duty, honor, and country. I will persuade you of this by providing a few examples and illustrations of the way in which Mr. Raven seeks to convert lush forests into arid deserts. Perhaps before going on, I should describe Raven to you. Raven is coldhearted, pertinacious, and cocky. Furthermore, he yearns to judge people by the color of their skin while ignoring the content of their character. If the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to move as expeditiously as possible to restore the traditions that he has abandoned. While I trust that this audience shares my indignation at Raven, to someone whose eyes are open, Raven's constantly repeated mantra that no one is smart enough to see through his transparent lies is an insanely effrontive notion. By way of contrast, consider my personal mantra th…
creator: Spoony
date: 2009-11-25T18:53:43-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Nom nom nom nom.
creator: R315r4z0r
date: 2009-11-25T18:58:55-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: What is this I don't even
creator: Altzan
date: 2009-11-25T19:39:25-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Chew wrote on Tue, 24 November 2009 22:15 I can't believe I actually read all that... but there was so much I couldn't retain it all. (SSnipe) -BLU3Y3Z- wrote on Wed, 25 November 2009 03:54 I am sorry I have to troll on this one jesus christ spoony, you took your time to write all that even knowing no one will take it serous and just going to flame it? like really thats a fucking book over something better off not speaking off, Damn you guys got way to much time on your hands I am so shocked right now
creator: JohnDoe
date: 2009-11-25T21:26:29-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Long Story Bro.
creator: RoCk2Star
date: 2009-11-25T21:53:20-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Short post. Do i win the fight? Edit: Make 1 of me please Spoony, it'll be amusing.
creator: HaTe
date: 2009-11-26T00:06:36-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: no it won't
creator: Spoony
date: 2009-11-26T00:52:16-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: This has to be the first time something was moved out of 'Spam Fest' and into a non-retarded category. Quite the achievement.
creator: nikki6ixx
date: 2009-11-26T01:06:08-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: This is the best thing to ever hit these forums ever.
creator: GEORGE ZIMMER
date: 2009-11-26T01:06:24-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: GEORGE ZIMMER wrote on Wed, 25 November 2009 19:06 This is the best thing to ever hit these forums ever. And the sadest part half the people here won't read it, COZ IT IS FUCKING LONG AND USES BIG WORDS.
creator: ChewML
date: 2009-11-26T01:15:25-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Spoony wrote on Wed, 25 November 2009 18:52 no it won't Directed towards whom? Not used to no quotes ....if it was directed to me, you meant "No i won't?", unless you consider yourself an "it"? Or the fact that it wouldn't be amusing? Well, that's an opinion, and even if it's completely random, i will find it amusing that you actually took the time to do 1 anyway.
creator: HaTe
date: 2009-11-26T01:51:09-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Spoony wrote on Wed, 25 November 2009 12:53 raven wrote on Wed, 25 November 2009 07:26 Maybe I'm naturally oversensitive, or maybe someone just slipped me decaf coffee this morning, but you consider it fair game to subvert time-tested societal norms. Those readers of brittle disposition might do well to await a ride on the next emotionally indulgent transport; this one is scheduled nonstop over rocky roads. As soon as you're strapped in I'll announce something to the effect of how you hate people who have huge supplies of the things you lack. What you lack the most is common sense, which underlies my point that your cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good. Quite frankly, I've long thought it would be fun to try to explain to you how an understanding of philistinism is propaedeutic to an understanding of your pathetic practices. For the most part, I'm just curious as to how deep you will have to dig into his profanity thesaurus to formulate a response, Spoony. I hope I have made my views crystal-clear: you are bound to have a rude awakening when you finally realize how few people approve of your self-satisfied ventures. I am writing this letter to persuade you that I still believe in duty, honor, and country. I will persuade you of this by providing a few examples and illustrations of the way in which Mr. Raven seeks to convert lush forests into arid deserts. Perhaps before going on, I should describe Raven to you. Raven is coldhearted, pertinacious, and cocky. Furthermore, he yearns to judge people by the color of their skin while ignoring the content of their character. If the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to move as expeditiously as possible to restore the traditions that he has abandoned. While I trust that this audience shares my indignation at Raven, to someone whose eyes are open, Raven's constantly repeated mantra that no one is smart enough to see through his transparent lies is an insanely effrontive notion. By way…
creator: raven
date: 2009-11-26T02:15:43-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: IT'S EASIER TO READ BIG WORDS IF THEY ARE BIGGER! CASE AND POINT: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
creator: R315r4z0r
date: 2009-11-26T04:39:31-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Toggle Spoiler WHY ARE PEOPLE GETTING SO WORKED UP OVER SOMEONE ELSE HE WILL NEVER MEET IN PERSON? Toggle Spoiler Now you've made me get worked up as well, shame on you lot. You should all go back to your rooms and ponder over this.
creator: nopol10
date: 2009-11-26T07:51:00-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: nopol10 wrote on Thu, 26 November 2009 02:51 WHY ARE PEOPLE GETTING SO WORKED UP OVER SOMEONE ELSE HE WILL NEVER MEET IN PERSON? -Because it's fun. -Because it's entertaining. -GTFO my internets.
creator: R315r4z0r
date: 2009-11-26T07:58:37-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: I would like to take this opportunity to say Spoony and I just trolled the fuck out of you
creator: raven
date: 2009-11-26T08:38:55-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Chew wrote on Wed, 25 November 2009 19:15 GEORGE ZIMMER wrote on Wed, 25 November 2009 19:06 This is the best thing to ever hit these forums ever. And the sadest part half the people here won't read it, COZ IT IS FUCKING LONG AND USES BIG WORDS. No, that's not the saddest part...I'm not going to spoil it, tho.
creator: JohnDoe
date: 2009-11-26T08:47:54-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: raven wrote on Thu, 26 November 2009 16:38 I would like to take this opportunity to say Spoony and I just trolled the fuck out of you So that's the feeling of being trolled...I quite like it. Can I have more? (Make it 10 pages this time please)
creator: nopol10
date: 2009-11-26T08:59:25-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Who did bother to read it? Just 1st paragraph..
creator: RoCk2Star
date: 2009-11-26T10:26:41-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Summary please?
creator: EvilWhiteDragon
date: 2009-11-26T13:41:16-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: raven wrote on Thu, 26 November 2009 00:38 I would like to take this opportunity to say Spoony and I just trolled the fuck out of you You're a bad troll, then. No troll says "AH HAHAHA I TROLLED U". Trolling doesn't work that way.
creator: Dover
date: 2009-11-26T16:12:11-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: I couldn't continue on, I ran out of bad things to say about Spoony
creator: raven
date: 2009-11-26T16:14:22-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: raven wrote on Thu, 26 November 2009 03:38 I would like to take this opportunity to say Spoony and I just trolled the fuck out of you Took about 5 lines of reading. lawl
creator: Homey
date: 2009-11-26T16:44:06-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: I just burnt out my last brain cell reading this
creator: T0RN
date: 2009-11-26T19:58:38-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Dover wrote on Thu, 26 November 2009 10:12 raven wrote on Thu, 26 November 2009 00:38 I would like to take this opportunity to say Spoony and I just trolled the fuck out of you You're a bad troll, then. No troll says "AH HAHAHA I TROLLED U". Trolling doesn't work that way. you guys should really take the advice from Edward Sausagehands over here
creator: liquidv2
date: 2009-11-27T18:29:12-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Nice topic and essays even though I ignored all the posts by Spoony and raven, but still the other posts gave me the summary.
creator: appshot
date: 2009-11-27T19:05:07-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: (Skipped long post as I really do not care to read them) Basically, JohnDoe is a class A troll. He/She/Other can not get enough of trying to make other members look like an idiot, which is backfiring on himself/herself/itself. A ban could be proposed considering he does not even play Renegade anymore, and is currently an anchor for the community. He will drive out any new users and discourage the use of this forum and indirectly discouraging people from playing Renegade. It is rather annoying to read any thread that he posts in, due to the massive amount of spam that follows. If he only did this in the spam forum, then it would be fine. But if I want to read a serious post, I don't want any spam, especially troll spam.
creator: IAmFenix
date: 2009-11-27T21:35:39-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: What's your problem with someone voicing his opinion? Fascist.
creator: JohnDoe
date: 2009-11-27T22:20:21-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: JohnDoe wrote What's your problem with someone voicing his opinion? Fascist. I'll tell you precisely what is the problem with you voicing your opinion. Multifarious avenues of approach vie for attention as potential retorts to Mr. John Doe's snarky, fastidious histrionics. First and foremost, money and greed shape John's thinking. So what's the connection between that and John's vituperations? The connection is that his obiter dicta are not witty satire, as John would have you believe. They're simply the feral ramblings of someone who has no idea or appreciation of what he's mocking. John's apostles' thinking is fenced in by many constraints. Their minds are not free because they dare not be. Should you think I'm saying too much, please note that one of the goals of antidisestablishmentarianism is to render meaningless the words "best" and "worst". John admires that philosophy because, by annihilating human perceptions of quality, John's own mediocrity can flourish. I had a brief conversation recently with some dastardly slubberdegullions who were trying to fuel the fires of hatred. That conversation convinced me that drossy opuscula have dangerous consequences. I won't dwell on that except to direct your attention to the abusive manner in which he has been trying to place our children at imminent risk of serious harm. Even though supposedly distancing himself from egocentric practitioners of particularism, John has really not changed his spots at all. He apparently believes that children should belong to the state. You and I know better than that. You and I know that John knows that performing an occasional act of charity will make some people forgive—or at least overlook—all of his blasphemous excesses. My take on the matter is that if he opened his eyes, he'd realize that under the label of "power-drunk" are those, like John, who foster and intensify John's drug-drenched drama of immorality. John's functionaries are not technically feebleminded hell-raisers but r…
creator: Spoony
date: 2009-11-28T08:28:07-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Maybe someone should create a poll...
creator: Goztow
date: 2009-11-28T09:09:59-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: i declare a state of evil autism
creator: Herr Surth
date: 2009-11-28T09:17:51-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Goztow wrote on Sat, 28 November 2009 03:09 Maybe someone should create a poll... That has failed before...this community truly values my undiluted opinions and would never go the fascist route (unless you're a 6'10 cross-dressing mapmaker).
creator: JohnDoe
date: 2009-11-28T10:03:05-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: JohnDoe wrote on Sat, 28 November 2009 04:03 Goztow wrote on Sat, 28 November 2009 03:09 Maybe someone should create a poll... That has failed before...this community truly values my undiluted opinions and would never go the fascist route (unless you're a 6'10 cross-dressing mapmaker). I'd be laughing right now if ACK wasn't so fucking old. How ever, I believe in the phrase "The end justifies the means." Machiavelli has a good point.
creator: IAmFenix
date: 2009-11-28T14:44:13-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: You're quite possibly the lamest person on the internet...the type that nobody wants around, yet nobody can even be bothered to say so. At least Dover HAS a personality..
creator: JohnDoe
date: 2009-11-28T15:48:21-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: It worked fine in Troop's case.
creator: Goztow
date: 2009-11-28T17:21:04-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: I happen to find his views funny and interesting...whether they are true or not. I see no reason to ban him, if you don't like him, skip over his posts, and ignore him.
creator: HaTe
date: 2009-11-28T18:02:17-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: HaTe wrote on Sat, 28 November 2009 19:02 I happen to find his views funny and interesting...whether they are true or not. I see no reason to ban him, if you don't like him, skip over his posts, and ignore him. Sums thread
creator: RoCk2Star
date: 2009-11-28T20:51:56-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Goztow wrote on Sat, 28 November 2009 11:21 It worked fine in Troop's case. Please don't compare me to that dimwit...there is a reason why my banning poll failed.
creator: JohnDoe
date: 2009-11-28T21:16:00-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: JohnDoe wrote on Sat, 28 November 2009 23:16 Goztow wrote on Sat, 28 November 2009 11:21 It worked fine in Troop's case. Please don't compare me to that dimwit...there is a reason why my banning poll failed. you are such a failure that even a poll about you was failed, maybe?
creator: archerman
date: 2009-11-28T22:19:51-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Has anyone ever found your jokes funny? What are you still doing here?
creator: JohnDoe
date: 2009-11-28T22:27:29-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: JohnDoe wrote on Sat, 28 November 2009 15:48 You're quite possibly the lamest person on the internet...the type that nobody wants around, yet nobody can even be bothered to say so. At least Dover HAS a personality.. Yeah...you are.
creator: jnz
date: 2009-11-28T22:29:09-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: JohnDoe wrote on Sat, 28 November 2009 15:16 Goztow wrote on Sat, 28 November 2009 11:21 It worked fine in Troop's case. Please don't compare me to that dimwit...there is a reason why my banning poll failed. If you are so sure of yourself... why don't you do the honor of making your own ban poll?
creator: ChewML
date: 2009-11-29T01:30:54-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: jnz wrote on Sat, 28 November 2009 16:29 JohnDoe wrote on Sat, 28 November 2009 15:48 You're quite possibly the lamest person on the internet...the type that nobody wants around, yet nobody can even be bothered to say so. At least Dover HAS a personality.. Yeah...you are. Good one!
creator: JohnDoe
date: 2009-11-29T09:20:50-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: ban yourselves to get away from him
creator: liquidv2
date: 2009-11-29T09:41:00-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: You johndoe should get award for trolling imo.
creator: RoCk2Star
date: 2009-11-29T16:59:24-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: RoCk2Star wrote on Sun, 29 November 2009 17:59 You johndoe should get award for trolling imo. you should get award!
creator: Herr Surth
date: 2009-11-29T18:00:56-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: Lol, Surth, that game is fucking awesome.
creator: RadioactiveHell
date: 2009-11-29T21:53:36-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: tl;dr http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
creator: Canadacdn
date: 2009-11-30T02:18:49-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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creator: HaTe
date: 2009-11-30T02:37:31-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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creator: archerman
date: 2009-12-01T22:25:12-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: John Doe, he believes in the rights of men and women and black people and is a real friend.
creator: GEORGE ZIMMER
date: 2009-12-02T00:24:03-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: As you will soon discover, this letter does not fixate on a single topic or subject. To be perfectly frank and honest, it started out rather focused but I soon found, as I worked on my primary hypothesis and sought corroboration from other sources, that I have quite a number of different things to say about Sir John Doe. I guess I should start by saying that it's easy for us to shake our heads at John's foolishness and cowardice. It's easy for us to exclaim that we should raise a stink about John and his headlong stances. It's easy for us to say, "Inherent in our legal construction of antidisestablishmentarianism is the notion that John can't be trusted." The point is that it's easy for us to say these things because there's a time to keep silent and a time to speak. There's a time to love and a time to hate. There's a time for war and a time for peace. And, I warrant, there's a time to carry out this matter to the full extent of the law. Or, to put it less poetically, I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with John and his surrogates, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that John plans to destroy everything beautiful and good. The result will be an amalgam of flippant animalism and corrupt diabolism, if such a monster can be imagined. I don't suppose John realizes which dialectic principle he's violating by maintaining that he would never dream of turning storytellers loose against us good citizens. Therefore, I shall take it upon myself to explain. If John thinks that his opinions represent the opinions of the majority—or even a plurality—then maybe he should lay off the wacky tobacky. On balance, letting him usher in the beginning of a grotty new era of plagiarism is tantamount to cutting your own wrist with a razor blade. Still, far too many people tolerate his credos as long as they're presented in small, seemingly harmless doses. What these people fail to realize, howev…
creator: IAmFenix
date: 2009-12-03T00:18:42-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: I applaud JohnDoe for the amount of big long words that not a single person wants to read that he can force out of over-sensitive nerd-ragers.
creator: ChapterX
date: 2009-12-03T05:02:45-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: I've got a bone to pick with Spoony. Let's start with my claim that Spoony's jibes may have been conceived in idealism, but they quickly degenerated into harebrained faddism. I need your help if I'm ever to keep the faith. "But I'm only one person," you might protest. "What difference can I make?" The answer is: a lot more than you think. You see, Spoony has been trying hard to protect what has become a lucrative racket for him. Unfortunately, that lucrative racket has a hard-to-overlook consequence: it will slander those who are most systematically undervalued, underpaid, underemployed, underfinanced, underinsured, underrated, and otherwise underserved and undermined as undeserving and underclass in a lustrum or two. Although I respect Spoony's right to free speech just as I respect it for rambunctious scaramouches, impolitic, nerdy gasbags, and tyrannical big-labor bosses, we must grant people the freedom to pursue any endeavor they deem fitting to their skills, talent, and interest. Only then can a society free of his brassbound, selfish sentiments blossom forth from the roots of the past. And only then will people come to understand that a desire to wear a cloak of status and prestige is the only explanation for his otherwise inexplicable behavior. Regular readers of my letters probably take that for granted, but if I am to call your attention to the problem of picayunish voluptuaries, I must explain to the population at large that if he continues to create a beachhead for organized Stalinism, I will surely be obliged to do something about him. And you know me: I never neglect my obligations. We must outline Spoony's troubling pattern of lying, incompetence, and carelessness. If we don't, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, that I oppose Spoony's viewpoints because they are tactless. I oppose th…
creator: Altzan
date: 2009-12-03T05:05:14-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: Fuck... move this gay shit back to spam fest.
creator: ChewML
date: 2009-12-03T05:20:08-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: LOL. That is all.
creator: argathol3
date: 2009-12-03T10:38:18-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
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description: raven wrote on Tue, 24 November 2009 22:46 This letter may be a bit overwhelming for those who are still soundly asleep in a world of make-believe and television and who don't want to hear how the absence of necessary historiographical context makes Spoony's values extremely difficult to accept. Before I launch into my rant, permit me the prelude caveat that I, having repeatedly witnessed Spoony skewer me over a pit barbecue, insist that I have every right to refer to him as a contemptible braggadocio. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that Spoony has any control over. But that's inconsequential because if we are going to speak objectively about Spoony's screeds, we must understand that it is not the case—notwithstanding what Spoony's virulent propaganda so adamantly proclaims—that public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't. That's too big of a subject to get into here so let me instead discuss how a great many of us don't want Spoony to declare martial law, suspend elections, and round up dissidents (i.e., anyone who does not buy his lie that rotten polemics are more deserving of honor than our nation's war heroes). Still, we feel a prodigious societal pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to his hateful, politically incorrect scribblings. It seems to me that, as others have stated long before me, "Spoony is trying to deflect attention from his stolid cock-and-bull stories." The time has come to choose between freedom or slavery, revolt or submission, and liberty or Spoony's particularly merciless form of alarmism. It's clear what Spoony wants us to choose, but he wants all of us to believe that he is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brain…
creator: The Party
date: 2009-12-03T20:10:43-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: The G-Man wrote on Thu, 03 December 2009 21:10 raven wrote on Tue, 24 November 2009 22:46 This letter may be a bit overwhelming for those who are still soundly asleep in a world of make-believe and television and who don't want to hear how the absence of necessary historiographical context makes Spoony's values extremely difficult to accept. Before I launch into my rant, permit me the prelude caveat that I, having repeatedly witnessed Spoony skewer me over a pit barbecue, insist that I have every right to refer to him as a contemptible braggadocio. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that Spoony has any control over. But that's inconsequential because if we are going to speak objectively about Spoony's screeds, we must understand that it is not the case—notwithstanding what Spoony's virulent propaganda so adamantly proclaims—that public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't. That's too big of a subject to get into here so let me instead discuss how a great many of us don't want Spoony to declare martial law, suspend elections, and round up dissidents (i.e., anyone who does not buy his lie that rotten polemics are more deserving of honor than our nation's war heroes). Still, we feel a prodigious societal pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to his hateful, politically incorrect scribblings. It seems to me that, as others have stated long before me, "Spoony is trying to deflect attention from his stolid cock-and-bull stories." The time has come to choose between freedom or slavery, revolt or submission, and liberty or Spoony's particularly merciless form of alarmism. It's clear what Spoony wants us to choose, but he wants all of us to believe that he is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politic…
creator: RoCk2Star
date: 2009-12-03T20:43:32-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: Yes, I do play Worl of Warcraft. I play on the Kirin Tor server, or something like that. Also everyone vote for Raven in the poll. Hes kickass!
creator: The Party
date: 2009-12-04T15:37:17-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: GEORGE ZIMMER wrote on Tue, 24 November 2009 22:03 Black people. I fully agree.
creator: Sir Kane
date: 2009-12-05T13:02:27-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: Sir Kane wrote on Sat, 05 December 2009 14:02 GEORGE ZIMMER wrote on Tue, 24 November 2009 22:03 Black people. I fully agree. I concur fully.
creator: TD
date: 2009-12-05T13:07:41-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: TD wrote on Sat, 05 December 2009 14:07 Sir Kane wrote on Sat, 05 December 2009 14:02 GEORGE ZIMMER wrote on Tue, 24 November 2009 22:03 Black people. I fully agree. I concur fully. White ninjas.
creator: RoCk2Star
date: 2009-12-05T15:09:58-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: black power
creator: Boofst0rm
date: 2009-12-06T11:43:12-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: black powder
creator: Herr Surth
date: 2009-12-06T12:01:28-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: white man's black powder
creator: TD
date: 2009-12-06T14:40:20-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: Black man's white powder (ew?).
creator: HaTe
date: 2009-12-06T15:25:02-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: HaTe wrote on Sun, 06 December 2009 16:25 Black man's white powder (ew?). now that's racist
creator: TD
date: 2009-12-06T16:02:21-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: TD wrote on Sun, 06 December 2009 10:02 HaTe wrote on Sun, 06 December 2009 16:25 Black man's white powder (ew?). now that's racist How is that racist, yet the above comments are not?
creator: HaTe
date: 2009-12-06T18:53:13-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: HaTe wrote on Sun, 06 December 2009 19:53 TD wrote on Sun, 06 December 2009 10:02 HaTe wrote on Sun, 06 December 2009 16:25 Black man's white powder (ew?). now that's racist How is that racist, yet the above comments are not? BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLAC…
creator: RoCk2Star
date: 2009-12-06T19:04:22-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: Seeing as this is going offtopic, failFAILfailFAILFAILFAILfailFAIL.FAILfailFAILfailFAIL!fafailfafailfailFAILfailFA ILfailfailFAILfailFAIL.FAIL fafailfafailFAILfailFAIL. On topic(OMG INORITE?!?!?): I think that in the internet, there's trolls and people. JohnDoe falls under the former.
creator: IAmFenix
date: 2009-12-07T17:53:19-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: In b4 move to spam fest, or lock. However you have talked about John Doe....But what about Jane Doe?
creator: The Party
date: 2009-12-08T19:18:45-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: The G-Man wrote on Tue, 08 December 2009 13:18 In b4 move to spam fest, or lock. However you have talked about John Doe....But what about Jane Doe? That is the same person on the weekends... happy hour at the gay bar.
creator: ChewML
date: 2009-12-08T21:33:09-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: Chew meets Jane Doe there
creator: TD
date: 2009-12-08T23:33:32-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: Only when I feel like gay bashing.
creator: ChewML
date: 2009-12-08T23:38:31-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT PLECOS.
creator: Canadacdn
date: 2009-12-09T16:53:34-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: RIDICULES
creator: RoCk2Star
date: 2009-12-09T17:01:54-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: This really has to be the most boring place on the internet nowadays...you can probably find more personality on a stamp collector's forum.
creator: JohnDoe
date: 2009-12-09T22:59:12-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: There are a number of things I can't stand about Mr. John Doe, and I would just love to share them with you. I want to share this with you because to say that Mr. Doe's sound bites are all sweetness and light is homicidal nonsense and untrue to boot. I can reword my point as follows. Mr. Doe's put-downs do not pass muster by any objective standards. I have always assumed that Mr. Doe has shown he's not afraid to be xenophobic, but the fact of the matter is that Mr. Doe claims to be supportive of my plan to avoid the extremes of a pessimistic naturalism and an optimistic humanism by combining the truths of both. Don't trust him, though; he's a wolf in sheep's clothing. Before you know it, he'll adopt approaches that have not been tested to try to solve problems that have not been well-defined. Not only that, but Mr. Doe's venom-spouting actions are in full flower, and their poisonous petals of pauperism are blooming all around us. Mr. Doe has never been accused of objectivity. I've already explained why, but let me add that I fully intend to tell it like it is. That's the path that I have chosen. It's indeed not an easy path, but then again, Mr. Doe sees himself as a postmodern equivalent of Marx's proletariat, revolutionizing the world by wresting it from its oppressors (viz., those who deliver him from his appalling ignorance). While reading this letter, you may have occasionally asked yourself, "Where is all of this leading?" and, "What is the point exactly?" I deliberately wrote in the style I did so that you may come up with your own conclusions. Therefore, I leave you with only the following: The little I've written so far already buttresses the assertion that a person with a functioning brain does not use threats of fiscal harm to coerce unenlightened mendicants into forcing me to have to fight with one hand tied behind my back.
creator: IAmFenix
date: 2009-12-09T23:28:41-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: JohnDoe wrote on Wed, 09 December 2009 16:59 This really has to be the most boring place on the internet nowadays...you can probably find more personality on a stamp collector's forum. Awesome, go join one and spend your time trolling there...
creator: ChewML
date: 2009-12-10T01:09:47-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: http://forums.delphiforums.com/stamps/messages HF.
creator: HaTe
date: 2009-12-10T01:18:27-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
creator: liquidv2
date: 2009-12-10T07:25:06-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: JohnDoe wrote on Wed, 09 December 2009 16:59 This really has to be the most boring place on the internet nowadays...you can probably find more personality on a stamp collector's forum.
creator: Starbuzzz
date: 2009-12-11T13:14:13-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: I think I've seen it all now.
creator: Ethenal
date: 2009-12-15T04:58:58-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: No Jane Doe is a women, therefore you can't apply the same reasons and principals as you can with John Doe.
creator: The Party
date: 2009-12-15T19:16:25-00:00

Re: The problem with JohnDoe
type: item
description: a women
creator: Ethenal
date: 2009-12-16T05:07:18-00:00