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I Play This Game On Some Other Forums So I Bring It Here heh. Another game. This is a little different. One person posts a wish. The next poster then has to say, "Granted, but..." and then corrupts it. After that, he then puts his wish, and so on. Example: Person 1: I wish I had a hand grenade. Person 2: Granted, but it explodes in your face. I wish I had a pony. Person 3: Granted, but it hates you and runs away. I wish I could go to Universal Studios*** And so on. I'll start: I wish that so many people didn't cheat online. ***(Theme park and movie studio obviously for Universal Studios)
Wish granted. No one plays any video games online ever again. I wish I had a lifetime supply of beef jerky.
Granted, but you have to stick it up your ass. I wish I had an unlimited supply of money, money that can't be used by anyone else but me.
Granted, But you donate it all to. I wish i could fly.
GoodOneDriver wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 21:16 Granted, But you donate it all to. I wish i could fly. Wish granted, but then you run outta weed I wish i had a car
Wish granted, you crash it into a pole, it flips, lands into a tree, then falls into the ocean, where it's then eaten by a giant metal eating shark. I wish for everyone in the world to explode.
granted but you explode 1st i wish i was the best skinner!
Granted, but you only skin humans and end up in prison for it. I wish I had a fully functional spacecraft that I could use to travel to Mars and at least arrive on the surface before falling victim to some horrific event.
Granted, but you were continuously probed by Aliens for the rest of your life. I wish people weren't losing their jobs.
Granted, everyone keeps their jobs, but no one gains any either. Eventually everyone in the job industry dies of old age, no one has a job, and we fall into the greatest depression ever. Then an asteroid hits us and kills us all. I wish I had some Cheerwine right now.
Granted, but you discover you are allergic to it and die. I wish I could think of a wish to wish for in this game of wishing...
Granted, but you must wish for Microsoft to die. I wish EA would die.
R315r4z0r wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 23:26 Granted, but you discover you are allergic to it and die. I wish I could think of a wish to wish for in this game of wishing... You do but as a result your head explodes I wish these forums were usefull
I beat you to it
Lone0001 wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 23:36 Granted, but you must wish for Microsoft to die. I wish EA would die. They do, but revive soon after. luv2pb wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 23:36 I wish these forums were usefull Granted, but it's use would be to host wares. However, soon after, the government would find out, shut down the site, and persecute all it's members. I wish I knew where in the world Carmen Sandiago was.
R315r4z0r wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 23:53 Lone0001 wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 23:36 Granted, but you must wish for Microsoft to die. I wish EA would die. They do, but revive soon after. luv2pb wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 23:36 I wish these forums were usefull Granted, but it's use would be to host wares. However, soon after, the government would find out, shut down the site, and persecute all it's members. I wish I knew where in the world Carmen Sandiago was. Granted, but she'll have to kill you shortly after. I wish I could wish an uncorruptable wish.
granted but you waisted your wish for a uncorruptable wish that was later on corrupted I wish renegade had 1000's of players
GoodOneDriver wrote on Sun, 22 February 2009 23:04 granted but you waisted your wish for a uncorruptable wish that was later on corrupted I wish renegade had 1000's of players granted. But all those players are exact clones of luv2pb I wish this summer would arrive.
Granted, but it only lasts for a day before it starts freezing again. I wish the financial crisis would come to a hold.
Granted, There is no more financial crisis now that everyone's is completely broke and went back to the stone age I wish Someone can delete this post
Granted, but every other post on the forums will be deleted along with that one. I wish my new PC would arrive this week
Granted, but as it's too early, some essential parts are missing. I wish the TT patch would be finished soon and would not be bypassable.
Granted, it's not bypassable, but Chemwarriors, Tibsydneys, and Officers cannot be purchased anymore! I wish my new PC would arrive earlier, without missing parts, and all of them in good working order!
Granted, your PC arrives earlier in perfect shape but you get an power failure which will take a week to be solved. I wish for less taxes on my wage (which are currently of about 50 %).
Goztow wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 12:01 Granted, your PC arrives earlier in perfect shape but you get an power failure which will take a week to be solved. I wish for less taxes on my wage (which are currently of about 50 %). Granted, but taxes on everything else have been increased by 200% I wish that I had unlimited cash, that doesn't cause inflation, is not donate-able, is spendable on anything I want and immune to corruption.
RoShamBo wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 13:26 Goztow wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 12:01 Granted, your PC arrives earlier in perfect shape but you get an power failure which will take a week to be solved. I wish for less taxes on my wage (which are currently of about 50 %). Granted, but taxes on everything else have been increased by 200% I wish that I had unlimited cash, that doesn't cause inflation, is not donate-able, is spendable on anything I want and immune to corruption. Granted, but cash isn't the trading medium anymore. I wish I had something useful to wish for right now.
not granted.
:S Granted, but your mouth is used as the lone toilet in a sexual health clinic. For ever. I wish I could have laser fingers.
Granted, but you destroy both of your forearms whilst typing. I wish I had got into university this year...
CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 08:09 Granted, but you destroy both of your forearms whilst typing. I wish I had got into university this year... that one made me laugh
CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 08:09 Granted, but you destroy both of your forearms whilst typing. I wish I had got into university this year... Granted, But you never have sex again due to something falling and cutting off your....well..enough said I wish I wish i was a fish
CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 16:09 Granted, but you destroy both of your forearms whilst typing. I wish I had got into university this year... you got into university this year but ran over a teacher and got put in jail for it i wish for omnipotency
Granted - but it turns you insane, rendering you unable to use it. I wish the jail sentences for running people over weren't so harsh.
CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 20:18 Granted - but it turns you insane, rendering you unable to use it. I wish the jail sentences for running people over weren't so harsh. Granted, but u'll still go to jail I wish i had a wish
ErroR wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 13:36 CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 20:18 Granted - but it turns you insane, rendering you unable to use it. I wish the jail sentences for running people over weren't so harsh. Granted, but u'll still go to jail I wish i had a wish Granted, but you wish you were a woman and become manlady. I wish there was an imminent zombie apocalypse (happiest day of my life)
Granted, but you are already fucked to death by your computer so your a zombie yourself. I wish that if i go to heaven, that there are not 40 virgins waiting for me but 30 sluts who know what they do.
u6795 wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 14:47 ErroR wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 13:36 CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 20:18 Granted - but it turns you insane, rendering you unable to use it. I wish the jail sentences for running people over weren't so harsh. Granted, but u'll still go to jail I wish i had a wish Granted, but you wish you were a woman and become manlady. I wish there was an imminent zombie apocalypse (happiest day of my life) Granted, the zombies apocalypse happens and they are all destroyed. I wish I wasn't sick.
renalpha wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 21:56 Granted, but you are already fucked to death by your computer so your a zombie yourself. I wish that if i go to heaven, that there are not 40 virgins waiting for me but 30 sluts who know what they do. granted, sadly all are men
Saberhawk wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 19:57 u6795 wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 14:47 ErroR wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 13:36 CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 20:18 Granted - but it turns you insane, rendering you unable to use it. I wish the jail sentences for running people over weren't so harsh. Granted, but u'll still go to jail I wish i had a wish Granted, but you wish you were a woman and become manlady. I wish there was an imminent zombie apocalypse (happiest day of my life) Granted, the zombies apocalypse happens and they are all destroyed. I wish I wasn't sick. Granted. You die of your sickness. I wish I wasn't in prison.
Granted, but you have to do 1000 hours of community service. I wish I had more food to eat atm.
Granted. It tastes disgusting and is toxic though. I wish I wasn't doing 1000 hours of community service. (And I can see what's coming next)
Granted. You get a lifetime of pure slavery instead. I wish for telephones to be un-invented, because they annoy the fucking hell out of me.
Granted but now you have to use telegrams. I wish I had a pool of Tiberium to swim in(now that I ate Toxic waste and became a mutant ;P).
Lone0001 wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 20:31 Granted but now you have to use telegrams. I wish I had a pool of Tiberium to swim in(now that I ate Toxic waste and became a mutant ;P). granted, but the pool is full of other mutant eating mutants i wish i could fly and be invinceible
granted but you get testicular cancer i wish that USA moved to south africa
granted, but the continental plate can't take the sheer weight and sinks into the core of the earth. I wish I wasn't a slave...
CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 22:32 granted, but the continental plate can't take the sheer weight and sinks into the core of the earth. I wish I wasn't a slave... Granted but now you are banned by the white man. I wish it was summer right now (L)
Granted - it's a British summer and it rains more than it is sunny, and occasionly snows, with oversized impact on the country's ability to function... etc I wish I wasn't 12 miles from my girlfriend. (This could end badly)
Granted. Your girlfriend's body is molded to yours, her muscle and bone structure are now under your skin as well, intertwined with your own. I wish I could figure out how to save in DXT1 in GIMP. (JUST TRY, FAGGOTS)
Granted, but your harddrive instantly fails permanantly deleting your work. I wish I was seperate from my girlfriend... (That was clever... well done)
CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 22:52 Granted, but your harddrive instantly fails permanantly deleting your work. I wish I was seperate from my girlfriend... (That was clever... well done) granted but your desperate so you want her back but she goes with your best friend, and you cry like a baby. I wish i had my own house.
renalpha wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 21:54 CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 22:52 Granted, but your harddrive instantly fails permanantly deleting your work. I wish I was seperate from my girlfriend... (That was clever... well done) granted but your desperate so you want her back but she goes with your best friend, and you cry like a baby. I wish i had my own house. granted, but there are no doors and the windows are made of unbreakable glass...so you cant get out and noone can get in i wish i was somewhere else on this planet
insert_name_here wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 16:58 renalpha wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 21:54 CarrierII wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 22:52 Granted, but your harddrive instantly fails permanantly deleting your work. I wish I was seperate from my girlfriend... (That was clever... well done) granted but your desperate so you want her back but she goes with your best friend, and you cry like a baby. I wish i had my own house. granted, but there are no doors and the windows are made of unbreakable glass...so you cant get out and noone can get in i wish i was somewhere else on this planet Granted. Welcome to the Earth's molten core. I wish Linkin Park would have released an album that wasn't just old songs performed live at one shitty concert.
granted. but its still just linkin park, so it sucks anyway. I wish the person posting after me wouldnt alter my wish in any way.
Frontier Psychiatrist wrote on Mon, 23 February 2009 18:06 granted. but its still just linkin park, so it sucks anyway. I wish the person posting after me wouldnt alter my wish in any way. Granted, but it misread as "alter your wish in every way", so you have a spontaneous existence failure. I wish I wasn't dead or a zombie.
Granted, your alive but still ugly. I wish it was Saturday already
Granted, but it's the last Saturday you'll ever enjoy. I wish SBH's didn't wear masks.
Altzan wrote on Tue, 24 February 2009 00:51 Granted, but it's the last Saturday you'll ever enjoy. I wish SBH's didn't wear masks. Granted, but scrin does not release the skins. I wish aids was not on earth.
Granted, but another disease far worse sweeps over. I wish that the next person to post can correctly answer the following strictly true or false question: It is true that the next person to post after me will answer this true or false question 'false.'
Granted, but my crappy ISP garbles my post so it reads "GHIUSBFI". I wish my ISP was better.
CarrierII wrote on Tue, 24 February 2009 09:41 Granted, but my crappy ISP garbles my post so it reads "GHIUSBFI". I wish my ISP was better. granted, your isp gets a little better than the best one and everyone starts using it, flooding up the system and making it just as bad as it used to be. i wish i had a hard drive with unlimited space
Granted. There is no motherboard in the world that supports its connection interface, and you can't hotwire it either. It ends up as a paperweight on your desk. I wish I didn't have to go to college now.
CarrierII wrote on Tue, 24 February 2009 04:45 Granted. There is no motherboard in the world that supports its connection interface, and you can't hotwire it either. It ends up as a paperweight on your desk. I wish I didn't have to go to college now. Granted, you now have to go to work instead... I wish the next poster wished for something that was un-corruptable.
Granted but his post gets deleted by Goztow because he doesn't wants this game to end. I wish Crimson would become more active on renforums again because she usually made very entertaining posts.
Granted, then she bans everyone and closes renforums. I wish I had a kitty.
Granted but a rat eats the kitty. I wish I had Cabal's rat.
Granted, but the rat eats YOU. Bastard, for killing my kitty ;_; I wish I had the ability to read minds at will.
Granted, but you stumble upon your mother having sexual fantasies about you and your brother. I wish I had a credit card with enough money to buy Sins of a Solar Empire: Entrenchment.
Granted, but the interest rate is so high it means you work for the rest of your life merely paying the interest. I wish I had registed the a0 nicks with XWIS instead of Jelly.
Granted, but TT gets released making a0 useless. I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
granted but you will never have another break i wish i never started this topic!
granted, a thread full of goatse and tubgirl is created instead. I wish that no one will make another post in this thread. ( goztow can still succesfully bend this!)
Granted, noone makes another post in this thread but start a new thread for the same game. CarrierII comes along and merges both posts! I wish the cookie monster would eat all cookies in the US.
Goztow wrote on Tue, 24 February 2009 15:07 Granted, noone makes another post in this thread but start a new thread for the same game. CarrierII comes along and merges both posts! I wish the cookie monster would eat all cookies in the US. Oh yeah. Granted, but it also eats all the cookies everywhere, making everyone very unhappy. I wish I didn't have to spend hours waiting for the moderation links to load...
granted; your mod rights are revoked. I wish the next person to wish for him- or herself to die.
Frontier Psychiatrist wrote on Tue, 24 February 2009 17:48 granted; your mod rights are revoked. I wish the next person to wish for him- or herself to die. granted, although it was mistaken for dye and now i have blue hair i wish everybody listened to everything i said.
Granted - but no one can understand it as you are forced to speak in a language no one else knows. I wish these wishes would stop getting corrupted.
CarrierII wrote on Tue, 24 February 2009 12:52 Granted - but no one can understand it as you are forced to speak in a language no one else knows. I wish these wishes would stop getting corrupted. Granted except the thread dies and the next person doesn't post a wish.
I'll post a with for bisen then. I wish for vacation to come faster (next week )
granted, but it comes faster and goes faster too, and in the blink of an eye you have been on holiday and are back at home again i wish blink 182 would hurry up with their new album
insert_name_here wrote on Tue, 24 February 2009 20:40 granted, but it comes faster and goes faster too, and in the blink of an eye you have been on holiday and are back at home again i wish blink 182 would hurry up with their new album granted but they'll have only 1 song there
For not making a wish, you are slapped in the face with a rotting kipper and impaled on a frozen trout. I wish I had the money for a .45.
Granted, but the money is paid out from life insurance after someone shoots you with a .45. I wish I had one million PLECOS.
Granted, but they all die and you get arrested for animal abuse. I wish 'I' came before 'E' EVEN after 'C.'
R315r4z0r wrote on Tue, 24 February 2009 17:16 Granted, but they all die and you get arrested for animal abuse. I wish 'I' came before 'E' EVEN after 'C.' granted, but then we would all have to speak french I wish someone could explain "why?"
Granted, but just as they are about to, they get hit by a truck. I wish I lose my wallet.
R315r4z0r wrote on Tue, 24 February 2009 18:44 Granted, but just as they are about to, they get hit by a truck. I wish I lose my wallet. Granted. It's returned, and in it is a business card sized note reading purely "THE GAME" I wish posting videos on my wall would work on Facebook ;_;
granted. But now your facebook is cluttered and looks like shit like myspace I wish I am going to do well on my midterms this week
granted but you did to well and they suspect you of cheating so the safe school you and send you to juvie! I wish i never started this topic
You get a time machine to warn yourself not to start the topic, but when you talk to yourself it causes a paradox and destroys the universe. I wish I had one billion PLECOS.
Canadacdn wrote on Wed, 25 February 2009 06:44 You get a time machine to warn yourself not to start the topic, but when you talk to yourself it causes a paradox and destroys the universe. I wish I had one billion PLECOS. Granted, but the new spam medium is now CATFISH I wish for SEX
RoShamBo wrote on Wed, 25 February 2009 14:27 Canadacdn wrote on Wed, 25 February 2009 06:44 You get a time machine to warn yourself not to start the topic, but when you talk to yourself it causes a paradox and destroys the universe. I wish I had one billion PLECOS. Granted, but the new spam medium is now CATFISH I wish for SEX granted but again THERE MEN! I wish someone told me the secret of the universe
RoShamBo wrote on Wed, 25 February 2009 12:27 Canadacdn wrote on Wed, 25 February 2009 06:44 You get a time machine to warn yourself not to start the topic, but when you talk to yourself it causes a paradox and destroys the universe. I wish I had one billion PLECOS. Granted, but the new spam medium is now CATFISH I wish for SEX you get sex but get arrested for rape i wish i wasnt hungover edit: dammit shouldnt have left this page up while i went to put some food in :/ Quote: I wish someone told me the secret of the universe You learn the secret of the universe but its so immense you go insane ill stick with my 'i wish i wasnt hungover' one
insert_name_here wrote on Wed, 25 February 2009 14:57 RoShamBo wrote on Wed, 25 February 2009 12:27 Canadacdn wrote on Wed, 25 February 2009 06:44 You get a time machine to warn yourself not to start the topic, but when you talk to yourself it causes a paradox and destroys the universe. I wish I had one billion PLECOS. Granted, but the new spam medium is now CATFISH I wish for SEX you get sex but get arrested for rape i wish i wasnt hungover edit: dammit shouldnt have left this page up while i went to put some food in :/ Quote: I wish someone told me the secret of the universe You learn the secret of the universe but its so immense you go insane ill stick with my 'i wish i wasnt hungover' one granted but u'll be arrested for stealing food
ErroR wrote on Wed, 25 February 2009 12:51 granted but again THERE MEN! Hey, man or not. It's still sex. My wish stays intact
Canadacdn wrote on Wed, 25 February 2009 18:11 Way to fuck up the topic. That's the way to get it back on track. i wish for more cookies
Granted, but the cookie monster from page 3 gets there first. I wish that cookie monster would GTFO the forums...
Granted, but it now moves to your house and eats all e-cookies you stored. I wish Scrin would stop wasting his time on ugly skins for Renegade.
Goztow wrote on Thu, 26 February 2009 14:33 Granted, but it now moves to your house and eats all e-cookies you stored. I wish Scrin would stop wasting his time on ugly skins for Renegade. granted, now making w3ds i wish i had a wish again.