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The Wish Game (TM)
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description: There's this awesome game that a friend of mine started up on another forum which I visit. I think it'll do well here... To play the game, you grant the previous poster's wish, but in a horrible way (like the cursed monkey hand in that Simpson's halloween episode), and then make a wish of your own. ------------------------------------- example: Quote: (me) I wish I could ascend like Daniel Jackson in Stargate. Quote: (next person) Granted, you ascend. Unfortunately, while you are eating lunch with Buddha, he eats you and you cease to exist. I wish... ------------------------------------- I'll start. I wish I had more hot chocolate mix.
creator: Kanezor
date: 2006-03-14T18:04:11-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: I'll get you some hot chocolate mix. Unfortunately, a factory worker mixed a "special blend" and you end up with Hepatitis. I wish I could fly.
creator: Crimson
date: 2006-03-14T18:14:17-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Your wish has been granted, but you got hit by a hijacked airplane. I wish nothing.
creator: idebo
date: 2006-03-14T18:15:11-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Wish Granted. Santa gives you coal. I wish I had a 12 string guitar.
creator: GDIrish
date: 2006-03-14T18:50:46-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: You get a 12 string guitar. However, the strings were old and brittle, and end up breaking. When they break, they fly so fast that they rip your hands off. You can no longer play a 12 string guitar. I wish my C&C mouse pad wasn't coming apart!
creator: Kanezor
date: 2006-03-14T19:08:38-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, I glue it back together but in the rong order, it now says: ndCmaom & oqCeurn Edit: forgot to wish! I wish i had 11 fingers
creator: JeepRubi
date: 2006-03-14T21:17:02-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted: but: you lose the mobility in both of your hands I wish my Computer was immune to Virri. ooh, wouldn't that be fun...
creator: CarrierII
date: 2006-03-14T21:54:14-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, but there's no more way to keep spyware out. I wish C&C Red Alert 3 was announced tonight.
creator: Goztow
date: 2006-03-14T21:56:18-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, but the C&C Red Alert 3 turns out to be a dating game where you can date Tanya and if you answer her questions right, she will <censored> for you. Damm it. People post so fast, I can't keep up. Carrier, edit your post please. I wish I was able to stop playing video games for more than 2 days.
creator: terminator 101
date: 2006-03-14T21:56:35-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: <removed due to game rules> i posted too fast
creator: CarrierII
date: 2006-03-14T21:59:46-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Terminator 101 wrote on Tue, 14 March 2006 16:56 I wish I was able to stop playing video games for more than 2 days. Granted, you stop playing video games for 2 days. But while you're sleeping a burglar steals all of your video games. I wish Westwood still existed.
creator: Canadacdn
date: 2006-03-14T22:14:44-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, Westwood still exists but EA buys it out and creates a game that has nothing to do with anything previously created in either C&C universe (Generals). I wish i had a faster computer......
creator: JeepRubi
date: 2006-03-15T01:49:43-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, you get a faster computer but all the plugs and wires are from another planet. I wish i will never have cavities.
creator: Feetseek
date: 2006-03-15T01:55:24-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted; you have no teeth anymore. I wish I didn't have the flu.
creator: GDIrish
date: 2006-03-15T02:04:58-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, you get AIDS instead. I wish I had some tiberium in real life.
creator: Canadacdn
date: 2006-03-15T02:10:39-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, but you get blue tiberium and end up blowing yourself up. I wish XWISP was released.
creator: pvtschlag
date: 2006-03-15T03:09:52-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, but mac got a hold of it and made it have huge memory leaks. I wish I had more money.
creator: Crimson
date: 2006-03-15T04:37:08-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, but you lose your penis in a horrible pudding accident. I wish the bleeding would stop. EDIT: Crimson posted between my typing /|\ is for pvtschlag
creator: Oblivion165
date: 2006-03-15T04:38:39-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Crimson wrote on Wed, 15 March 2006 06:37 I wish I had more money. Oblivion165 wrote on Wed, 15 March 2006 06:37 Granted, but you lose your penis in a horrible pudding accident. ROFL Oblivion165 wrote on Wed, 15 March 2006 06:37 I wish the bleeding would stop. You go to the doctor and he patches you up, but somehow manages to amputate your both arms as well. I wish the TV was off.
creator: RTsa
date: 2006-03-15T13:20:49-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Crimson wrote on Tue, 14 March 2006 22:37 I wish I had more money. You get more money. The money given to you, turns out to be laundered and you're arrested for money laundering. RTsa wrote on Wed, 15 March 2006 13:20 I wish the TV was off. The TV turns off by itself. It actually fried one of its internal components and is now smoking (not to mention stinking). The stench invites a rodent into your house, which bites you on the leg. You become infected with rabies and have to take those aweful shots. I wish I had another computer.
creator: Kanezor
date: 2006-03-15T15:30:45-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, you get a brand new 2nd hand 386 with MSdos 5.0 OS. I wish the sun would shine and it would stop raining.
creator: Goztow
date: 2006-03-15T15:45:13-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, however the sun's rays turn nasty and give you cancer I wish could get on IRC at school
creator: CarrierII
date: 2006-03-15T15:55:40-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: granted, all you have to do is drop out first I wish it would warm the hell up around here
creator: luv2pb
date: 2006-03-15T18:07:03-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, but UV rays destroy your town I wish I could take this page
creator: Sniper_De7
date: 2006-03-15T19:58:35-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted. But ACK comes in and starts flaming you and you are forced to give up this page. I wish Reborn was out now.
creator: nopol10
date: 2006-03-16T01:46:08-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted. But upon install your computer crashes and you cannot fix it.
creator: Dave Anderson
date: 2006-03-16T03:16:09-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: You forgot to post a wish. (Family Guy) I wish I had no bones.
creator: terminator 101
date: 2006-03-16T03:41:01-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: granted-u get your bones removed but they came back and killed you. i wish i could play my N64 ohh yah great topic
creator: superj69
date: 2006-03-16T03:54:30-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, you are now able to play your N64, but you play it too much and break your thumbs. I wish I was 100% sucessful in everything I did.
creator: csskiller
date: 2006-03-16T04:03:53-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: granted but u piss someone off and they shoot u. I wish i was better at renegade
creator: superj69
date: 2006-03-16T04:12:00-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: superj69 wrote on Wed, 15 March 2006 22:12 granted but u piss someone off and they shoot u. I wish i was better at renegade Come on, you people should have a little bit of variety! Not just "granted but... i wish" You become the best Renegade player ever. You get so good that everyone starts calling you a cheater. Now you must dumb down your skills, because moderators ban you whether or not you're running RenGuard. I wish I didn't need to have 10 different TeamSpeak servers for 15 different communities.
creator: Kanezor
date: 2006-03-16T05:08:07-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Your wish has been granted. An anonymous individual invented an all in one Teamspeak server that bound all your servers into one! Unfortunately, you can only have one person in your server at a time! I wish that I had an infinite supply of Eggo Waffles!
creator: Dave Anderson
date: 2006-03-16T05:47:35-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Wish granted. You buy a car full of Eggo waffles, but you left them in the car in the heat and all the waffles turn green and mold. I wish i had 18090 more wishes.
creator: Feetseek
date: 2006-03-16T06:12:40-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: You get them, but they all backfire of course. I wish no retards try to wish for paradoxes.
creator: Chronojam
date: 2006-03-16T07:10:47-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: granted, i will kill my self I wish i was not dead
creator: PaRaDoX
date: 2006-03-16T08:24:35-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, but now you must continue to live out your miserable, depressing life of no social life, no job outlook, no family, no friends, drug addictions, pedophilia, schizophrenia, and don't forget about your painful urinary tract infection. I wish I don't have to work tomorrow.
creator: C4miner
date: 2006-03-16T09:13:43-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, on your way from picking up your last check you get hit by a bus full of raging homosexuals which take your taddered body and perform crude sexual activites to it. Afterwards they eat it as it turns out they were canibals as well. Oh that sucks... I wish I was VX2.
creator: Spice
date: 2006-03-16T09:22:29-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Way to kill the thread with something few people seem to know anything about. You are now a VX2. Due to the effects of the transwarpmorphitication machine though, you now only exist in an alternate reality where no one knows you exist and are immune to anything you might do as a VX2. Also, someone else takes over your old body. I wish I didn't have to cook the meals for my whole family.
creator: Kanezor
date: 2006-03-17T00:23:52-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: You no longer have to cook for your whole family. They won't allow you to ever since you undercooked the chicken and gave them all food poisoning. Plus there weren't enough bathrooms for everyone. I wish my car was clean.
creator: Crimson
date: 2006-03-17T00:27:50-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Grante. Your car was so clean and shiny that the entire country was blinded by the glare, including you. Everyone become blind and the Earth falls apart. I wish i could see and was immune to the glare.
creator: Feetseek
date: 2006-03-17T00:45:02-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: You become immune to the glare and then see it after wards, but the glare starts to produce so much heat that everything starts to melt including you. I wish I was able to stop playing Resident Evil 4
creator: terminator 101
date: 2006-03-17T00:56:50-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: you are now unable to ever play resident evil 4 again,but in the process become hooked on the first resident eveil game.you then become soo fed up with the horrible graphics that u kill yourself. i wish i could be shot and not die
creator: superj69
date: 2006-03-17T05:41:29-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: You cut someone off in traffic, and at the next light they fire a shot into your manly parts, which were damaged beyond repair. I wish people in this thread would be more clever.
creator: Crimson
date: 2006-03-17T08:06:14-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: you get your wish, everyone becomes more clever including a hacker who bans you from ur own servers and forums. I wish I had a barrel of money
creator: xtaro
date: 2006-03-17T08:41:26-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Done, you get your barrel of money but unknown to you there is a bomb in it and it blows up your house when you go out to buy a new computergame. I wish I lived in a better house.
creator: csskiller
date: 2006-03-17T16:34:41-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: You buy a new house but it blows up when you go to get a new video game. I wish my house doesnt blow up when i want a new video game.
creator: JeepRubi
date: 2006-03-17T16:48:38-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: your house blows up when you get a new game you didn't want I want an impervious to everything house.
creator: Sniper_De7
date: 2006-03-17T17:15:34-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: The door gets locked while you are outside, and there is no way to get back in. I wish that ramjets were not in Renegade.
creator: Canadacdn
date: 2006-03-17T18:35:28-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Ramjets are no longer in Renegade, but a rapid-fire BFG is added i wish everything was perfect
creator: Nightma12
date: 2006-03-17T20:07:02-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: granted, now you are bored and have to play this stupid game to amuse yourself I wish there was a holiday that we could drink green beer
creator: luv2pb
date: 2006-03-17T21:44:21-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: I wish school didn't exist and we could just instantaneously learn everything I wish people didn't hate on each other so much
creator: AmunRa
date: 2006-03-17T22:16:51-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: luv2pb wrote on Fri, 17 March 2006 15:44 granted, now you are bored and have to play this stupid game to amuse yourself I wish there was a holiday that we could drink green beer Granted. Every year on the 32 of Febuary, the entire world drinks green bear and celebrates for 1 hour
creator: Feetseek
date: 2006-03-17T23:32:36-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: you guys both fucked it up. And it IS a holiday where you drink green beer today. I wish people knew wtf to do before they post in this thread
creator: luv2pb
date: 2006-03-18T00:14:49-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Wish granted People kill you! I wish I could be invinsible
creator: gufu
date: 2006-03-18T00:40:48-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Ok you are invisible and nobody can feel or hear you ither and you go through stuff so you cant eat n starve to death. I wish AircraftKiller would say just one nice thing to Reborn.
creator: Viking
date: 2006-03-18T02:31:26-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, Aircraftkiller says "one nice thing" to Reborn, but the mod stops production due to aircraftkiller killing the mod with kindness. I wish i could stayed logged in to these forums or my google/ig page for more then two weeks at a time. (btw pm me if you have a solution for this problem...lol)
creator: Titan1x77
date: 2006-03-18T07:19:37-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted u are alwasy logged in but it is on EVERY computer in the world so people make an ass or you. I wish I had a pool table.
creator: Viking
date: 2006-03-18T16:37:07-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Fat Albert used your new pool table as a sex table. It's all broken to pieces now. Also, he ran as soon as his job was done. I wish more of my family would use Skype, it's so awesome.
creator: Kanezor
date: 2006-03-18T17:26:14-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Your family becomes non-social and they never see anyone in real life again. Including you. I wish I didn't have to go to the army next year...
creator: RTsa
date: 2006-03-18T18:41:56-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Wish granted you dont habe to go the the army next year. YOU GO THIS YEAR! I wish that renegade wouldent randomly crash to desktop anymore...
creator: Viking
date: 2006-03-18T20:51:11-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, however now you cant quit renegade without manually crashing your pc (turning it off at the mains). I wish you didn't have to wait for vehicles... http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/7334/screenshot019ig.png
creator: Xylaquin
date: 2006-03-18T23:20:49-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: ROFL FUNNY PIC Ok granted you dont have to wait for vhicles because there are none to be had all servers are infantry only! I wish that I had a mac daddy comp so I could play Joint Operations in the highest quality with no lag whatsoever. Also I still want to be able to play other games besides JointOps. And I can still play lower quality games such as renegade and half life 1 n red alert n stuff. (this should be good) PS:My pen is HUGE!
creator: Viking
date: 2006-03-18T23:47:21-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: granted but like you said you get a "Mac daddy" computer. You must run emulators for your games, and this is quite buggy.
creator: Xylaquin
date: 2006-03-19T09:18:30-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: You forgot to post a wish. I wish Refineries in Renalert would generate money even without the ore truck.
creator: terminator 101
date: 2006-03-19T18:02:11-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, the refineries now generate money all the time, but the whole team now loses 400 every time the ore truck dies. I wish that Renguard 1.04 was done.
creator: Canadacdn
date: 2006-03-19T22:25:26-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: RenGuard 1.04 is released tonight. Unforunately, it was rushed. It crashes every time you start it. And, it calls you a fatass n00b. I wish fraps was working.
creator: Kanezor
date: 2006-03-19T23:55:45-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted fraps is working but you get 1 FPS nomatter what you do! I wish that I could find copies of doom 1 and 2 for game boy advanced... and I can still play other games on my GBA and I can still play other systems and computer and watch TV and do everything else... HA BITCHES!!!!!!!!
creator: Viking
date: 2006-03-20T01:38:02-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Wish granted, you get exactly what you want and have a normal life. But that's all it is now, normal you will never become successful and/or famous and make a living testing games for the remainder of your life. Hows that? I wish terrorists didn't exist. Oh and real original guys Jeep Rubi You buy a new house but it blows up when you go to get a new video game. Sniper_De7 your house blows up when you get a new game you didn't want
creator: csskiller
date: 2006-03-20T02:51:55-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: granted there are no more terrorists in the world because blowing things up and killing people becomes part of everyones everyday life,and someone straps a bomb to your back to kill you. I wish i had every game and game system in the world and no reason why i couldnt play them
creator: superj69
date: 2006-03-20T02:54:03-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted you have every game and game system and you can plug them in and play but its hard cus you dont have a TV. I wish I had this monitor http://accessories.us.dell.com/sna/productdetail.aspx?c=us&a mp;l=en&s=bsd&cs=04&sku=3007WY3&category_id= 4009 and I can plug it into my compter and it works prifectly and I dont go blind and the screen istne broken and and and ok I think that should cover it.
creator: Viking
date: 2006-03-20T02:59:12-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: You now have that monitor. Uncle Vinny gave it to you as a birthday present. Unfortunately, Uncle Vinny's shady history has led the police to confiscate not only your new monitor, but your computer as well. They charge you for pornography distribution, cyber piracy, and illegally downloading music. Your life is now owned. It was a nice wish, though. I wish BRenBot wasn't completely and utterfully retarded.
creator: Kanezor
date: 2006-03-20T03:21:46-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted but it is so smart it takes over 1 compuer than 2 than 4 than 8 than 16 so on so on than soon the world! I wish that I could get a girl friend... and she wasent a she man or nothin...
creator: Viking
date: 2006-03-20T04:04:34-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, but your girlfriend goes out with another guy 10 minutes after you went out with her. I wish Starcraft: Ghost wouldn't stall any longer and come out soon.
creator: Feetseek
date: 2006-03-20T05:41:06-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, the game comes out and you buy it and go home to play it, but... a squirrel humps your head whenever you play the game and no matter how hard you try to catch it you never will. I wish I never become tired of life.
creator: RTsa
date: 2006-03-20T12:18:22-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: i wish i had a t.v. so me and superj69 could play video games
creator: bbelt2005
date: 2006-03-20T16:49:53-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: bbelt2005 wrote on Mon, 20 March 2006 11:49 i wish i had a t.v. so me and superj69 could play video games Granted but you both get cancer. I wish I would control time and space.
creator: TheGunrun
date: 2006-03-20T21:15:18-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: wish granted u can control time and space but as you are experimenting with your new powers u erase yourself from exsitence and nwo no one knows u even exsited. I wish that bbelt2005 would read how this forum works and stopped acting really gay . bbelt2005 wrote on Mon, 20 March 2006 10:49 i wish i had a t.v. so me and superj69 could play video games
creator: superj69
date: 2006-03-20T23:55:51-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: sorry bout tht iwas at school trying to do it too fast wont happen again...oops
creator: bbelt2005
date: 2006-03-21T00:04:33-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: bbelt2005 wrote on Mon, 20 March 2006 18:04 sorry bout tht iwas at school trying to do it too fast wont happen again...oops you are an idiot why not just have replied to the last reply.retard
creator: superj69
date: 2006-03-21T00:08:52-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: wish granted bbelt2005 read forum and stopped being gay i wish i could fly to school everyday so i dont have to get up at 6:00am everyday
creator: bbelt2005
date: 2006-03-21T00:40:31-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: bbelt2005 wrote on Mon, 20 March 2006 19:40 i wish i could fly to school everyday so i dont have to get up at 6:00am everyday Wish granted, Tom Cruise comes to your house everyday to bring you to school in his private heli... ...The bad part is its Tom Cruise I wish my psp could open a worm hole into parallel universes. (SLIDERS style!)
creator: TheGunrun
date: 2006-03-21T01:36:34-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted buy when you get there you drop it and it breaks and you are stuck in the world of horney gay squrrels with no chance of escape. I wish that RolePlay3 was finished and it wasent rushed and crappy it was done pirfectly!
creator: Viking
date: 2006-03-21T02:58:36-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted roleplay3 comes out but it costs 50 billion dollars,so u will never be able get it. I wish i could get my other computer to stop lagging on renegade.
creator: superj69
date: 2006-03-21T05:23:24-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, but now your original non-laggy computer gets severe FPS-spikes whenever you are near the harvester. I wish this topic would end.
creator: Goztow
date: 2006-03-21T07:32:03-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Wish NOT granted, just like my wish never was..the topic will live forever RTsa wrote on Mon, 20 March 2006 14:18 I wish I never become tired of life. I wish I never become tired of life.
creator: RTsa
date: 2006-03-21T09:45:35-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: granted u never get tired of life because you will not be able to live through it because you get run over by an airplane in front of ure house. i wish i owned a tank that could not kill me or be blown up and wouldnt run out of ammo,and couldnt be stolen.
creator: superj69
date: 2006-03-21T21:49:15-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted you have a tank but you cant get inisde of it because the hatch is welded shut and you cant unweld is because it is invencible! HA BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I found the fountan of youth and would live forever at the age of 22 so I could drink and all that good stuff, and I am immune to all forums of STD's. And I had super strength so I couldent get stuck anywhere. And I wouldent get sentinced to life in prison cus I am above the law.
creator: Viking
date: 2006-03-22T03:36:36-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: idjit626 wrote on Tue, 21 March 2006 21:36 Granted you have a tank but you cant get inisde of it because the hatch is welded shut and you cant unweld is because it is invencible! HA BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I found the fountan of youth and would live forever at the age of 22 so I could drink and all that good stuff, and I am immune to all forums of STD's. And I had super strength so I couldent get stuck anywhere. And I wouldent get sentinced to life in prison cus I am above the law. Please be civil in my thread. It's one thing to clutter it up with nonsensical grant or wishes, but let's not do such in a derrogatory term. You find and drink from the fountain of youth at the excellent age of 22. You are now immune to all forms of STDs, have super strength, and cannot be arrested (being above the law). After two hundred years, aliens decide to take you aboard their spacecraft for study. They use ray-shields to prevent you from escaping. They begin their studies on a remote planet billions of lightyears away, on the verge of entering a black hole. GG. I wish to have a mind/machine interface.
creator: Kanezor
date: 2006-03-22T06:45:03-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: sadly, the machine is MS windows based and it crashes taking your mind with it. I wish no one cheated at renegade.
creator: CarrierII
date: 2006-03-22T10:41:00-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, noone cheats on Renegade. All ex-cheaters now actually start to learn the game and become good at it. You however, for some strange reason aren't able to get any better at the game. Soon you are the only n00b left on Renegade. Moreover, more and more people start to enjoy this game as there are no more cheaters and very soon there aren't enough servers left for all to play in . You need to wait in a line before players leave to join in. I wish dynamic IP wouldn't be used and spoofing wouldn't be possible anymore so bans could really stay effective.
creator: Goztow
date: 2006-03-22T10:55:37-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: CarrierII's last message I wish no one cheated at renegade. Wish has been granted. Everyone now runs a perfect version of RenGuard but one fine day, Crimson accidentally edits the source code and now everyone has a big head. Argh!!! I wish there Red Alert: A Path Beyond would let me play online! (It shows "Requesting server list" and times out after some time. PM me if you know how to solve this)
creator: nopol10
date: 2006-03-22T11:09:22-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: nopol10 wrote on Wed, 22 March 2006 19:09 I wish there Red Alert: A Path Beyond would let me play online! (It shows "Requesting server list" and times out after some time. PM me if you know how to solve this) Granted. But everyone starts to use cheats and you always get into the blue hell. (well, but have you tried to reinstall RA:AFB?) I wish I can get a PS3 + XBOX 360.
creator: ericlaw02
date: 2006-03-22T13:52:12-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: eric_law_ca wrote on Wed, 22 March 2006 15:52 I wish I can get a PS3 + XBOX 360. You get a PS3 and XBOX 360 hybrid. The thing is as fast as both of those combined! Unfortunantely, it wrecks all your discs as they spin way too fast destroying the interior of the console completely. nopol10 wrote on Wed, 22 March 2006 13:09 CarrierII's last message I wish no one cheated at renegade. Wish has been granted. Everyone now runs a perfect version of RenGuard but one fine day, Crimson accidentally edits the source code and now everyone has a big head. Argh!!! I wish nopol10 would've granted the right wish... (lol, Gozy's wishes are never granted )
creator: RTsa
date: 2006-03-22T16:20:49-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Ok he grants the correct wish but than it messes up space/time. All is gone. I wish that EA would release the source code of Renegade to John Will so he could add parichutes and make my game stop crashing. Also it cannot be stolen frome his computer by any means and it cannot be deleated and jonwil wouldent start cheating r give it to anyone.
creator: Viking
date: 2006-03-22T22:14:55-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: idjit626 wrote on Thu, 23 March 2006 06:14 Ok he grants the correct wish but than it messes up space/time. All is gone. I wish that EA would release the source code of Renegade to John Will so he could add parichutes and make my game stop crashing. Also it cannot be stolen frome his computer by any means and it cannot be deleated and jonwil wouldent start cheating r give it to anyone. Granted. The source code is not stolen or deleted. But instead, the moment he was going to send a new patch for renegade using the source code, the computer was burned due to overclocking. I wish Renegade 2 will be released.
creator: ericlaw02
date: 2006-03-24T09:54:16-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: granted renegade 2 is released but they did it too quick and it has horrible graphics and it is extremely laggy.Also you are the only person that cant play it,everyone else in the world can play it but u cant. I wish i could get 80% or higher in english this semester.
creator: superj69
date: 2006-03-24T17:36:49-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Granted, you get a 90% in your English class, but due to your excessive studying of this class, you fail all of your other classes and have to retake them. I wish that lag didn't exist, and that it was impossible to cheat.
creator: Tunaman
date: 2006-03-24T17:52:17-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: granted there is no more lag and nobody can cheat any more,but do to this wish everyone that had been a cheater hates you and now only kills you everygame.there is no server that you can go to without an ex-cheater,so you will constantly die. i wish that ps3 came out and i had one and had alot of games and there is no reason why i cant play.
creator: superj69
date: 2006-03-24T18:07:34-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: Wish granted, you get the PS3 with a ton of games, but then you realize the Xbox 360 is much, much better, but you spend all your cash on the PS3, so you have to sell your internal organs to pay for an Xbox 360, when you realize you have a hankering for some classic SNES games... I wish I was slightly better at Renegade.
creator: Dover
date: 2006-03-24T19:08:28-00:00

Re: The Wish Game (TM)
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description: wish granted you are slightly better at renegade but from playing so much u go blind and cant play anymore I wish i became the new owner of Mircosoft
creator: bbelt2005
date: 2006-03-25T02:05:19-00:00