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ILL PLAY ANYONE AND KICK THIER BUT. AOW OR SNIPING. granted,sniping in renegade IS unrealistic w/the accuracy, but whos gonna chnage that? Aircraft killer might try, but everyone will hate it.
lol.. here we go again.. another n00b who found the forums
snipbravo ILL PLAY ANYONE AND KICK THIER BUT. AOW OR SNIPING. granted,sniping in renegade IS unrealistic w/the accuracy, but whos gonna chnage that? Aircraft killer might try, but everyone will hate it. K what: Time - Host - Map - Side?
I'll 1v1 AOW. Post screenshot of the result? My WOL nick: SH0WBlZ
by the way, want another 1v1 when we're done Ice? I don't think we can leave it at 1-1 can we?
Homey here comes the dodge! maybe you dont no who i am? Im IceSword k? I dont dodge british people
yeah, that's why you've turned down every 1v1 I've asked you for :rolleyes:
I kno this guy he lives in my county i play paintball with him and anybody who wants to challenge this fellow at any time send me an email with an estimated time. I'd love to watch this game! ill even tape it! and post it for everyone to watch! haha email me at klearns@somdwireless.com O yea its not worth it, he's not that good BUT DO IT TO EMBARESS HIM...i love doin that to him. one of his nicknames is milimetet peter
Hmm, paintball. Like air rifles only you just get bruised.. Also, you'll kick thier butt? How about kicking theirs instead?
Not my but! I can't think of anything that I would like kicked less!
Well I suppose I could have a go at you when you come back
YOUR ATTEMPTS ARE PITTIFUL!! All of us, granted you, are veterans of the game and have been playing for along time, you will more than likely get your ass kicked.
I could kick anyone's @$$ anytime. Im not the noob. U guys are noobs because u whine and complain about crap u cant change and if u tried, everyone would hate it. I havent played for weeks and im out of practice, but i still could kill anyone, paintball or otherwise. Anyone who talks crap about paintball can answer to k00leo. by the way... blackhand will host the server, and wont play because he is horrible. i have way better things to do then sit here and argue with u little kids about matters that DONT matter. I dont care how much of a reputation u have. It dosent matter when ur lying faccedown in a ditch in renegade OR paintball.
snipbravo I could kick anyone's @$$ anytime. Oh really? I might be bothered to tell you my home address and take you up on that. Too bad you probably wouldn't be able to read the road signs you illiterate moron.
snipbravo I could kick anyone's @$$ anytime. Im not the noob. U guys are noobs because u whine and complain about crap u cant change and if u tried, everyone would hate it. I havent played for weeks and im out of practice, but i still could kill anyone, paintball or otherwise. Anyone who talks crap about paintball can answer to k00leo. by the way... blackhand will host the server, and wont play because he is horrible. i have way better things to do then sit here and argue with u little kids about matters that DONT matter. I dont care how much of a reputation u have. It dosent matter when ur lying faccedown in a ditch in renegade OR paintball. I can't completely make sense of this post so, quick question: does this mean you're actually gonna play the game you asked for against myself? Or Ice?
Don't count on it. "Sniper school" graduates like himself don't have the time for matches they said they'd play.
It's a pity you live in America... I'd crack your skull open and take pictures to post here so we all can laugh. So to start with, re-arrange these words to make a famous phrase: up shut the f**k Secondly, who was talking crap about paintball? Or are you paranoid Third, seeing as we're little kids, how come we can spell? Also if you'd like to disclose your age, for I am 24.
^^ I'm not going to join you in flaming him, I'd rather just play him to shut him the fuck up. Maybe teach him a little humility in the process
Fairy nuff, I was just thinking of "don't give shit unless you can take it" in which case s/he should stop talking and start fighting.
NOOOO me first me first! I wanna own him first! Notice this sentence. Quote: I havent played for weeks and im out of practice, but i still could kill anyone, paintball or otherwise. Thats his insurence if (and when) he loses that way he has an excuse. I also find this sentence funny. Quote: i have way better things to do then sit here and argue with u little kids about matters that DONT matter. Meanwhile hes the one that started this...thats funny. And guess what you silly goose...you cant lay down on renegade N00b!
Guess not. I'll have it then. Page Two.
my age dosent matter. Its my MATURITY taht matters. and ur displaying plenty by the way. If ur 24 why dont u have a girlfriend? Why dont u go out with friends? WHY DONT U PAINTBALL? (resume i sat on my but for 24 years and argued with a 11 year old about an OUTDATED game on a USELESS website) that will get u a job pal.
Sense when is paintball a right of passage?
Don't scare him off just yet, this is becoming the little bit of humor that gets me through the day. God I love this place.
snipbravo my age dosent matter. Its my MATURITY taht matters. And of course with maturity comes the ability to spell and start sentences with capital letters, come back when you've finished school snipbravo and ur displaying plenty by the way. Thankyou snipbravo If ur 24 why dont u have a girlfriend? Because I'm gay? Because I've had a 10 year depression? Because I don't need one? Because I'm happy enough as my own person? Because I'm a woman? Two of them are lies, you pick them because I don't care what you think of me. You are just a little scrotum who doesn't justify the effort used by your mum and the customer that shacked her up snipbravo Why dont u go out with friends? Ironically I answer this after a good drinking session with said non-existent friends. Renegade isn't the be all and end all to me, unlike some stupid gamekid like yourself snipbravo WHY DONT U PAINTBALL? Because there's nowhere around here to do so, plus why fire paint at people when I have an actual lethal weapon sat about a yard away from me right now? snipbravo (resume i sat on my but for 24 years and argued with a 11 year old about an OUTDATED game on a USELESS website) that will get u a job pal. Resume? Learn English Come back to me when your're old enough to work. I've had more jobs than your mum's had clients. So you're admitting to being 11 when you started by saying your age doesn't matter? Fuck off you waste of space. It's people like you who prove our stereotype of stupid americans right. If you paintball then shoot yourself in the head and do the world some good. While we're on the subject, shall I tell the moderators about your personal offensives or should I just let them find this on their own? You have no idea who I am, and you started this whole thing. Don't get personal, I might just live across the road from you.
OK, back to the original topic. You challenged people to a game. I accepted, so did IceSword7. Are you gonna play either of us? A simple yes or no will answer this question
Jzinsky Because I'm gay? Because I've had a 10 year depression? Because I don't need one? Because I'm happy enough as my own person? Because I'm a woman? Two of them are lies, you pick them because I don't care what you think of me. Lies: Gay and a woman. unless it's the 10yr dep. and being not needing one. Cause then you'd be a lesbian, and I love lesbians. MMM ... Lesbians.
snipbravo my age dosent matter. Its my MATURITY taht matters. and ur displaying plenty by the way. If ur 24 why dont u have a girlfriend? Why dont u go out with friends? WHY DONT U PAINTBALL? (resume i sat on my but for 24 years and argued with a 11 year old about an OUTDATED game on a USELESS website) that will get u a job pal. Just one more thing, put down quotes suggesting: 1. I don't have a girlfriend 2. I don't have any friends 3. I don't paintball 4. I don't have a job or I report you to the moderators for personal insults without provocation
snipbravo my age dosent matter. Its my MATURITY taht matters. and ur displaying plenty by the way. If ur 24 why dont u have a girlfriend? Why dont u go out with friends? WHY DONT U PAINTBALL? (resume i sat on my but for 24 years and argued with a 11 year old about an OUTDATED game on a USELESS website) that will get u a job pal. The irony of this post is ludicrous.
Why do you want to get him banned so much? Its just an online forum dude. Who cares what he says just leave him as the side show.
Jzinsky Just one more thing, put down quotes suggesting: 1. I don't have a girlfriend 2. I don't have any friends 3. I don't paintball 4. I don't have a job God, I was totally on your side until you posted this. "OOH! OOOH! He said I didn't have a girlfriend!! I'm gonna report him!!" Seriously. How much of a little bitch can you be? Fuckin grow some balls and learn to take an insult. Wah wah, I'm gonna whine because I lack discipline.
im sittin about 6 inches from my .308 right now so dont give me crap about lethal weapons. I have a girlfriend, and i paintball every two weeks. i can taek every insult u throw at me. I dont live acroos the street from u, because i live in the US. Third off, im not a game kid, u fat lazy bum. "i donmt paintball because i live in the slums of london". GO TO A PAINTBALL PARADISE.
This had me cracking up in front of my laptop. Got a funny look from the Dad... Wh33, great stuff.
snipbravo im sittin about 6 inches from my .308 right now so dont give me crap about lethal weapons. I have a girlfriend, and i paintball every two weeks. i can taek every insult u throw at me. I dont live acroos the street from u, because i live in the US. Third off, im not a game kid, u fat lazy bum. "i donmt paintball because i live in the slums of london". GO TO A PAINTBALL PARADISE. Well, I don't know about you, but my lethal weapon is a bit longer than 6 inches. Oh, and as for your .308? Well, I've got a C7A1 with my name on it downtown. I would bet I know how to use it considerably better than you do with your imaginary weaponary. Unless of course, it's your father's.
LEIK OMG I SHOT U WIT A PAINT U LOSE!@@21!@11 LEIK OMGOGGOMGOGO IT DIDNT XPLOD1221 OMGOGMGOG KEEP PLAING!@@!@!
snipbravo im sittin about 6 inches from my .308 right now so dont give me crap about lethal weapons. I have a girlfriend, and i paintball every two weeks. i can taek every insult u throw at me. I dont live acroos the street from u, because i live in the US. Third off, im not a game kid, u fat lazy bum. "i donmt paintball because i live in the slums of london". GO TO A PAINTBALL PARADISE. Are you high, or are you naturally this stupid? I think this small essay will enlighten you... Robert 'redpaw' Jung Welcome to the Internet. No one here likes you. We're going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with "FUCK YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!", we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don't get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming. We will judge you, and we will find you unworthy. It is a trial by fire, and we won't even think about turning down the flames until you finally understand. Some of you are smart enough to realize that, when you go online, it's like entering a foreign country ... and you know better than to ignorantly fuck with the locals. You take the time to listen and think before speaking. You learn, and by learning are gladly welcomed. For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you - you get it, and are welcomed into the fold. Some of you give up, and we breathe a sigh of relief - we didn't want you here anyway. And some of you just never get it. The offensively clueless have a special place in our hearts - as objects of ridicule. We don't like you, but we do love you. You will get mad. You will tell us to go to hell, and call us "nerds" and "geeks". Don't bother ... we already know exactly what we are. And, much like the way hardcore rap has co-opted the word "nigger", turning an insult around on itself to become a semiserious badge of honor, so have we done. "How dare you! I used to beat the crap out of punks like you in high school/college!" You may have owned the playing field because you were an athlete. You may have owned the student council because you were more popular. You may have owned the hallways and sidewalks because you were big and intimidating. Well, welcome to our world. Things like athleticism, popularity, and physical prowess mean nothing here. We place no value on them ... or what car you drive, the size of your bank account, what you do for a living or where you went to school. Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn. Everyone else watches from the stands. You may posses everything in the off-line world. We don't care. You come to the Internet penniless, lacking the only thing of real value here: knowledge. "Who cares? The Internet isn't real anyway!" This attitude is universally unacceptable. The Internet is real. Real people live behind those handles and screen names. Real machines allow it to exist. It's real enough to change government policy, real enough to feed the world's hungry, and even, for some of us, real enough to earn us a paycheck. Using your own definition, how "real" is your job? Your stock portfolio? Your political party? What is the meaning of "real", anyway? Do I sound arrogant? Sure ... to you. Because you probably don't get it yet. If you insist on staying, then, at the very least, follow this advice: 1) No one, ESPECIALLY YOU, will make any law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. 2) Use your brain before ever putting fingers to keys. 3) Do you want a picture of you getting anally raped by Bill Clinton while you're performing oral sex on a cow saved to hundreds of thousands of people's hard drives? No? Then don't put your fucking picture on the Internet. We can, will, and probably already HAVE altered it in awful ways. Expect it to show up on an equally offensive website. 4) Realize that you are never, EVER going to get that, or any other, offensive web page taken down. Those of us who run those sites LIVE to piss off people like you. Those of us who don't run those sites sometimes visit them just to read the hatemail from fools like you. 5) Oh, you say you're going to a lawyer? Be prepared for us to giggle with girlish delight, and for your lawyer to laugh in your face after he explains current copyright and parody law. 6) The Web is not the Internet. Stop referring to it that way. 7) We have already received the e-mail you are about to forward to us. Shut up. 8. Don't reply to spam. You are not going to be "unsubscribed". 9) Don't ever use the term "cyberspace" (only William Gibson gets to say that, and even he hasn't really used it for two or three books now). Likewise, you prove yourself a marketing-hype victim if you ever use the term "surfing". 10) With one or two notable exceptions, chat rooms will not get you laid. 11) It's a hoax, not a virus warning. 12) The internet is made up of thousands of computers, all connected but owned by different people. Learn how to use *your* computer before attempting to connect it to someone else's. 13) The first person who offers to help you is really just trying to fuck with you for entertainment. So is the second. And the third. And me. 14) Never insult someone who's been active in any group longer than you have. You may as well paint a damn target on your back. 15) Never get comfortable and arrogant behind your supposed mask of anonymity. Don't be surprised when your name, address, and home phone number get thrown back in your smug face. Hell, some of us will snail-mail you a printed satellite photograph of your house to drive the point home. Realize that you are powerless if this happens ... it's all public information, and information is our stock and trade. 16) No one thinks you are as cool as you think you are. 17) You aren't going to win any argument that you start. 18. If you're on AOL, don't worry about anything I've said here. You're already a fucking laughing stock, and there's no hope for you. 19) If you can't take a joke, immediately sell your computer to someone who can. RIGHT NOW. Pissed off? It's the TRUTH, not these words, that hurts your feelings. Don't ever even pretend like I've gone & hurt them. We don't like you. We don't want you here. We never will. Save us all the trouble and go away.
So far he's based all his accusations and statements on nothing. I love his logic. OMG U POSTED A MSG ON TEH FORUM SO I KNOW YOUR WHOLE LIFE NOW!!1!!1 While you're your busy trying to make some more shit up, take the extra 5 seconds to use at least decent grammar, since your so mature. Or is it that you lack the ability to at all.
pff.. like grammar really denotes maturity. Where were you brought up? In an educated society or something?
Im still confused about how Paintballing makes you cool...?
*I* am still confused why he can't answer a very, very simple question about the topic *HE* started
i dont give crap if no one likes me. say what u want about me, but at least i have a social life ulike u fat lazy bums who sit on renegade their entire life,never go hunting, or never go paintballin. and i dont give about ur c7a1 either. i bet i can shoot better than u with my .357 or my .308.
if anyone wants to play me, send me a personal message. then we talk about me startin to paly again
Quote: i bet i can shoot better than u with my .357 or my .308. Can I take you up on that? My weapon of choice would the be the LeEnfield no.5 .303, converted to a .22. Equipped with a knife sight (so no scope). The target would be approx. 20 meters away, target area is about 3 inches across, meaning the bullseye is approx. the width of the bullet. Fireing from the prone position. 90% accuracy, you? So you go hunting and paintballing.. too bad you didnt make time for an education.
O man wtf is wrong with this kid? How old are you? Where do you live that you need to hunt and paintball to be cool? I mean there is know way in hell your in highschool thinkin that the only way to become cool is to shoot stuff...
IceSword7 I mean there is know way in hell your in highschool thinkin that the only way to become cool is to shoot stuff... aren't a lot of americans like that?
Aren't a lot of Britons loaded with bad teeth?
Look at his spelling. Doubt he has even gotten to highschool.
snipbravo i bet i can shoot better than u with my .357 or my .308. Well, that's fairly unlikely. I've got roughly 90% give or take, at the local gun club, and an equal accuracy at work. What do you have? A tiny ego and a make believe .357. Do you even know what a C7A1 is? Don't look it up.
Aircraftkiller Aren't a lot of Britons loaded with bad teeth? Guilty as charged
When he referred to a 24 year old yelling at an 11 year old in a previous post, I believe he was referring to himself. (The 11 year old, for the slow ones.) Hey snipe, are your bizarre social tendancies a product of your misconjunctive pituitary gland? (First person to tell me where this is from gets a prize)
90% accuracy? If i knew where u lived id take u up on that. For ur information, in the high school im goin to, u play sports and u talk to be popular. British people are a bunch of idiots anyway. "I DOONT WANT A WEEPON THAT CULD TAEKE A LIFE! I CAWNT TAKE EIT!" besides, guns are banned from sale in britan, unlike in america. So now get off ur fat lazy butts and go get a life, or a job.
I have more guns then u i bet. I have a .22, a .270, a .308, a .357 magnum, a 12 gauge a 20 gauge, and a .44 pistol. What do u have pal?
Take me up on what? The kind of challenge you made to the people of this forum that you have yet to accept? Quite frankly, you don't look like the kind of person who takes people up on anything. I would go as far as to say you probably aren't in highschool either. I mean, you said you graduated 'sniper school' with flying colours, and obviously, that was a lie. Anyway, I doubt anyone thinks a bigot is cool anyway.
snipbravo 90% accuracy? If i knew where u lived id take u up on that. You act as if 90% is child's play. I'm sorry if you havn't gotten to percentages yet in your education, but 90% is extremely good.
snipbravo British people are a bunch of idiots anyway. "I DOONT WANT A WEEPON THAT CULD TAEKE A LIFE! I CAWNT TAKE EIT!" besides, guns are banned from sale in britan, unlike in america. Better than being an Uzi-toting right-wing fucknut.
snipbravo 90% accuracy? If i knew where u lived id take u up on that. For ur information, in the high school im goin to, u play sports and u talk to be popular. British people are a bunch of idiots anyway. "I DOONT WANT A WEEPON THAT CULD TAEKE A LIFE! I CAWNT TAKE EIT!" besides, guns are banned from sale in britan, unlike in america. So now get off ur fat lazy butts and go get a life, or a job. Using similar weapons, I doubt you'd achive anything close to that. I love this though... sports and talking make you popular (hey wow! you're popular if you talk!). How pathetic. "I'm going to bypass a decent eduaction, so that someone I won't know in 10 years will like me now!" As for the getting a job thing, with your level of education, I highly doubt even you would be able to get one. I can only imagine the grammar your Resume would contain, let alone it's cover letter.
snipbravo I have more guns then u i bet. I have a .22, a .270, a .308, a .357 magnum, a 12 gauge a 20 gauge, and a .44 pistol. What do u have pal? A functional cerebrum. Come back when you've got the same.
snipbravo 90% accuracy? If i knew where u lived id take u up on that. For ur information, in the high school im goin to, u play sports and u talk to be popular. British people are a bunch of idiots anyway. "I DOONT WANT A WEEPON THAT CULD TAEKE A LIFE! I CAWNT TAKE EIT!" besides, guns are banned from sale in britan, unlike in america. So now get off ur fat lazy butts and go get a life, or a job. You may be in the high school but are you actually receiving an education? By the lack of grammar and spelling, I assume you're just masturbating your time away. Fuck wit! Oh and by the way, sports doesnt make you any more valuable than the rest of us, it just makes you sound more like a pretencious dick. And I take personal offence to the british comment. I am assuming your american which is funny because the British founded your country of liberty and all of your forefathers were of british lineage so shut up, you're only putting down your countries history. As for working, currently I am in work at my workstation typing this and handling customers. How about you get off your fat ass come down here and suck on my canadian bacon. Stupid asshole.
You have more guns than us. Whoopie-fucking-doo. Doesn't get much more childish than that. Well, there is of course, "My dad could beat up your dad!"... Mm, and if you're in high school, I'm curious as to how many times you've been held back for being this retarded.
The people i know now will give me a social life along with my stright A's. I have alot more friend then the keyboard, the cookie jar, and ur mom lying next to u in the bed in the morning. I play on the varsity team of my school on the first string, where i scored two goal in the state championship. And i didnt have to take my mom to the PROM. So how about losin some weight and gettin a life u fatuglynerds.SCREW THE GRAMMER U BRITISH MORONS.
So... you never really graduated out of "sniper school" with flying colours, did you?
Now I'm disappointed...
Sorry for the double post, but I just got a brillian idea. Why not try communicating in his language?... dude omfg your so wrong you wakeup in your moms bed not mee. i have so many more guns than you ever will. do you have a barratt 50mm sniper gun??? id o. im a 40 gpa student tahts captain of hour schools paintball teem. im the most popular kid, and my gfs the 2nd most popular kid in school. i was prom king my freshman year!!! so stop being such a gaye peerson and fukcing stfu and leave these forums noob. kthxbye. [/snipbravospeek] Dislcaimer: I do not posess a Barret .50 caliber anit-material rifle. Please do not call the ATF.
snipbravo The people i know now will give me a social life along with my stright A's. I have alot more friend then the keyboard, the cookie jar, and ur mom lying next to u in the bed in the morning. I play on the varsity team of my school on the first string, where i scored two goal in the state championship. And i didnt have to take my mom to the PROM. So how about losin some weight and gettin a life u fatuglynerds.SCREW THE GRAMMER U BRITISH MORONS. Why do I find this post so humorous? Straight 'A's and he can't even spell right, let alone use proper grammAr. Either there is a problem with him, or America's schools are suffering more than I realized.
Wooo ok now im positive that your lieing. You say your going into highschool. Yet you already play first string on your schools varsity team. And you already havnt had to take your mom to the prom? I think if you were anywhere near a muture age you would know that people dont do that. And there is no way in hell your a straight A student and cant spell Weapon right. But anyway stop avoiding the main subject of this thread. Are you going to play me or spoony 1v1 or not?
^^ screwed up page 4 and don't you dare edit that mister
yea i saw that right after i posted it. i was like "uhhh should i edit, they'll neva no" But i didnt because im an honest citizen.
God, must I repeat this to the same retard AGAIN? Robert 'redpaw' Jung Welcome to the Internet. No one here likes you. We're going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with "FUCK YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!", we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don't get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming. We will judge you, and we will find you unworthy. It is a trial by fire, and we won't even think about turning down the flames until you finally understand. Some of you are smart enough to realize that, when you go online, it's like entering a foreign country ... and you know better than to ignorantly fuck with the locals. You take the time to listen and think before speaking. You learn, and by learning are gladly welcomed. For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you - you get it, and are welcomed into the fold. Some of you give up, and we breathe a sigh of relief - we didn't want you here anyway. And some of you just never get it. The offensively clueless have a special place in our hearts - as objects of ridicule. We don't like you, but we do love you. You will get mad. You will tell us to go to hell, and call us "nerds" and "geeks". Don't bother ... we already know exactly what we are. And, much like the way hardcore rap has co-opted the word "mean mean black person", turning an insult around on itself to become a semiserious badge of honor, so have we done. "How dare you! I used to beat the crap out of punks like you in high school/college!" You may have owned the playing field because you were an athlete. You may have owned the student council because you were more popular. You may have owned the hallways and sidewalks because you were big and intimidating. Well, welcome to our world. Things like athleticism, popularity, and physical prowess mean nothing here. We place no value on them ... or what car you drive, the size of your bank account, what you do for a living or where you went to school. Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn. Everyone else watches from the stands. You may posses everything in the off-line world. We don't care. You come to the Internet penniless, lacking the only thing of real value here: knowledge. "Who cares? The Internet isn't real anyway!" This attitude is universally unacceptable. The Internet is real. Real people live behind those handles and screen names. Real machines allow it to exist. It's real enough to change government policy, real enough to feed the world's hungry, and even, for some of us, real enough to earn us a paycheck. Using your own definition, how "real" is your job? Your stock portfolio? Your political party? What is the meaning of "real", anyway? Do I sound arrogant? Sure ... to you. Because you probably don't get it yet. If you insist on staying, then, at the very least, follow this advice: 1) No one, ESPECIALLY YOU, will make any law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. 2) Use your brain before ever putting fingers to keys. 3) Do you want a picture of you getting anally raped by Bill Clinton while you're performing oral sex on a cow saved to hundreds of thousands of people's hard drives? No? Then don't put your fucking picture on the Internet. We can, will, and probably already HAVE altered it in awful ways. Expect it to show up on an equally offensive website. 4) Realize that you are never, EVER going to get that, or any other, offensive web page taken down. Those of us who run those sites LIVE to piss off people like you. Those of us who don't run those sites sometimes visit them just to read the hatemail from fools like you. 5) Oh, you say you're going to a lawyer? Be prepared for us to giggle with girlish delight, and for your lawyer to laugh in your face after he explains current copyright and parody law. 6) The Web is not the Internet. Stop referring to it that way. 7) We have already received the e-mail you are about to forward to us. Shut up. 8. Don't reply to spam. You are not going to be "unsubscribed". 9) Don't ever use the term "cyberspace" (only William Gibson gets to say that, and even he hasn't really used it for two or three books now). Likewise, you prove yourself a marketing-hype victim if you ever use the term "surfing". 10) With one or two notable exceptions, chat rooms will not get you laid. 11) It's a hoax, not a virus warning. 12) The internet is made up of thousands of computers, all connected but owned by different people. Learn how to use *your* computer before attempting to connect it to someone else's. 13) The first person who offers to help you is really just trying to fuck with you for entertainment. So is the second. And the third. And me. 14) Never insult someone who's been active in any group longer than you have. You may as well paint a damn target on your back. 15) Never get comfortable and arrogant behind your supposed mask of anonymity. Don't be surprised when your name, address, and home phone number get thrown back in your smug face. Hell, some of us will snail-mail you a printed satellite photograph of your house to drive the point home. Realize that you are powerless if this happens ... it's all public information, and information is our stock and trade. 16) No one thinks you are as cool as you think you are. 17) You aren't going to win any argument that you start. 18. If you're on AOL, don't worry about anything I've said here. You're already a fucking laughing stock, and there's no hope for you. 19) If you can't take a joke, immediately sell your computer to someone who can. RIGHT NOW. Pissed off? It's the TRUTH, not these words, that hurts your feelings. Don't ever even pretend like I've gone & hurt them. We don't like you. We don't want you here. We never will. Save us all the trouble and go away.
must i reapeat this? I DONT CARE IF NO ONE LIKES ME! I DONT CARE IF U THINK I LIE! IM NOT A COMPUTER NERD LIKE U GUYS AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS OFFENDED BY ANYTHING SAID BY A 600 POUND GEEK WHO IS 24 AND HAS TO TAKE HIS MOM TO THE LOCAL CLUB. BRITISH SLUM MORONS WHO HAVE 50 CENTS FOR LUCH AND AN IQ OF 10
Where are you from? Just curious, because I'm kinda disappointed at their educational priorities
snipbravo must i reapeat this? I DONT CARE IF NO ONE LIKES ME! I DONT CARE IF U THINK I LIE! IM NOT A COMPUTER NERD LIKE U GUYS AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS OFFENDED BY ANYTHING SAID BY A 600 POUND GEEK WHO IS 24 AND HAS TO TAKE HIS MOM TO THE LOCAL CLUB. BRITISH SLUM MORONS WHO HAVE 50 CENTS FOR LUCH AND AN IQ OF 10 I believe you mean "repeat". We don't think you lie, we KNOW. Go back to "sniper school", or smashing into people to get a football to the endzone, or whatever the hell you do with that life of yours. But it truly is amazing that your grammar and is so damn atrocious. You know what, send me your teacher's addresses, because if you write term papers the same way you type in this message board, I'm going to have to send them a bottle of aspirin and a dictionary to decipher that garbage. You know, most of the people who reply in this thread aren't computer nerds; they just love to piss off characters like you for their personal amusement. Like me. Also, most of the people who reply to this thread live in the North American continent, including me. Just because you are American doesn't mean every American has to type like an epileptic with a caffeine addiction. To spoonyrat: On behalf of the American people, I humbly apologize for this asshat's stupidity. Please do not believe Americans to be this way, he's just a misguided youth who thinks his real life affects what we think of him online. Oh well, tally ho; s'cones, Benny Hill, Big Ben, yellow teeth and all that.
IceSword7 O man wtf is wrong with this kid? How old are you? Where do you live that you need to hunt and paintball to be cool? I mean there is know way in hell your in highschool thinkin that the only way to become cool is to shoot stuff... lmao...I don't know why but something popped up in my head...Texas.
snipbravo IM NOT A COMPUTER NERD LIKE U GUYS AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS OFFENDED BY ANYTHING SAID BY A 600 POUND GEEK WHO IS 24 AND HAS TO TAKE HIS MOM TO THE LOCAL CLUB. is it me, or if when corrected this translates as: snipbravo is not a computer nerd like us, and anyone else shouldn't be offended by anything said by a 600 pound geek who is 24 and takes his mom to the local club. Well, since it's US vs HIM, and WE are the ones who shouldn't be taking offense to what is said... who does that leave as the 600 pound geek?
xC4pRoX IceSword7 O man wtf is wrong with this kid? How old are you? Where do you live that you need to hunt and paintball to be cool? I mean there is know way in hell your in highschool thinkin that the only way to become cool is to shoot stuff... lmao...I don't know why but something popped up in my head...Texas. stfu I live in Texas you whore.
snipbravo must i reapeat this? I DONT CARE IF NO ONE LIKES ME! I DONT CARE IF U THINK I LIE! IM NOT A COMPUTER NERD LIKE U GUYS AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS OFFENDED BY ANYTHING SAID BY A 600 POUND GEEK WHO IS 24 AND HAS TO TAKE HIS MOM TO THE LOCAL CLUB. BRITISH SLUM MORONS WHO HAVE 50 CENTS FOR LUCH AND AN IQ OF 10 I, not i repeat, not reapeat Don't not dont Don't not dont You not u I'm not im You not u *WaRnInG* Incomplete sentence that a retard made up *WaRnInG*
havocide3 xC4pRoX IceSword7 O man wtf is wrong with this kid? How old are you? Where do you live that you need to hunt and paintball to be cool? I mean there is know way in hell your in highschool thinkin that the only way to become cool is to shoot stuff... lmao...I don't know why but something popped up in my head...Texas. stfu I live in Texas you whore. I'm not a whore, I'm a man whore
u think ur really funny dont u? I do correct grammer when i have to. You see, I can use correct grammer. I bet i have a higher IQ then u and i bet my MOM could beat up ur dad. so stfu. Americans aer doin better in the olympics then u british prics. We are probably smarter then u slums living 56k morons too.[/quote]
Yeah well, something pissed me off today and you know what that is? USA lost to fucking Puerto Rico in basketball...those fucking queers were playing like shit I don't believe it. Anyways back on topic: -GRAMM*A*R not GRAMM*E*R -You use the kind of insults I used against my classmates in elementary school. -OGM I BET I HAEV A HIGHR IQ THEN U LOL -GO AWAY FOOL, NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE << Reread what umbral posted a couple of times, eventually you'll get it you hillbilly.
WHY DO U THINK I STAY HERE REDNECK LOSER? i got somethin to prove to u gay fat losers. RENEGADE IS NOT A POINT OF DISCUSSIION. IT IS A POINT OF PLAY. USA was playin horrible. Maybe they will do better in the other events.
Aren't you quite the role model for all of us geeks? :rolleyes:
snipbravo u british prics. We are probably smarter then u slums living 56k morons too. [/quote] I believe I'm the only British person replying to this thread. I somehow believe I own you at every single aspect of life. Oh yeah, and at Renegade too
except he's just a stupid eight year old.
snipbravo u think ur really funny dont u? I do correct grammer when i have to. You see, I can use correct grammer. I bet i have a higher IQ then u and i bet my MOM could beat up ur dad. so stfu. Americans aer doin better in the olympics then u british prics. We are probably smarter then u slums living 56k morons too. [/quote] lol.. I don't really know what to say here... Place your IQ, and we shall see then. And for goodness sake, please show at least SOME semblance of maturity here, and stop resorting the the kindergarden mentality of parent strength comparison... Wait. Kindergarden mentality. I think I may have figured you out.
Hey why the fuck don't you lay off the british? Who cares how many god damn fucking guns you have. If you need guns to feel better I should feel sorry for you, but I don't. I personally think guns are a complete waste unless you use them for a real purpose (hunting, targets etc). I'm sure everyone here but you uses them for that. You know why so many people bad mouth the usa? It's asshole fuckwits like you that make the rest of the americans look bad. Do yourself a favour and use one of those guns for something, im sure your invisible friends will care.
Now homey, that was just plain mean! How dare you say something like that! Getting his hopes up that he actually has ANY type of friend is just cruel!
Quote: i bet my MOM could beat up ur dad. Who called it!. Hey, it's close enough.
Homey Hey why the fuck don't you lay off the british? spamming my way to page 5
warranto Now homey, that was just plain mean! How dare you say something like that! That's homey for you. Nearly there!
Umbral_DelaFlare Oh well, tally ho; s'cones, Benny Hill, Big Ben, yellow teeth and all that. Sounds like a party. So very very close now
Congrats. He deserves to be treated like shit.
Snipbravo, I think it's all coming back to me now. Are you the one 9 year old who was in UGIN2 and started to spam lame insults at the other players like a few weeks ago? My memory may be failing me, but you sound exactly like that little punk. Now I think I know why your name is so familiar. If you're not that kid, then just remember that I'm comparing you to a 9 year old who spammed insults like you. Either way, your mentality is the same as the kid.
i dont care if u dont like me. thats why im here u fat nerds.